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B_stu.kay823

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I was going through some old photos recently, and I found quite a few that I would LOVE to see captions for. As such, I've decided to post a few of them over the coming days. If anyone else finds has similarly amusing snapshots, feel free to post them and we'll find captions for them.
 

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29338a: My tongue is stuck to your hairspray!

1095096800: Why didn't you tell me that pizza has habanero in it?

df78bf8: The CSI tech peers into the victim's mouth and discovers a fingerprint on her wisdom tooth.
 

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1: "OK, it was cute the first time we met, but not the 19th!"

2: I'm gonna sue this fucking radio station!!!.... Am I the only person allergic to Celine Dion?!?!?

3: "That's not how MY dentist does it!"
 

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-Can you pick me up, this blind date isn't going so well

-These new contacts irritate my eyes a little

-And then I saw his cock......holy@#%$