1000 Words?? Try A Sentence!

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  1. B_stu.kay823

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    I was going through some old photos recently, and I found quite a few that I would LOVE to see captions for. As such, I've decided to post a few of them over the coming days. If anyone else finds has similarly amusing snapshots, feel free to post them and we'll find captions for them.
     

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    29338a: My tongue is stuck to your hairspray!

    1095096800: Why didn't you tell me that pizza has habanero in it?

    df78bf8: The CSI tech peers into the victim's mouth and discovers a fingerprint on her wisdom tooth.
     
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    #2 - Always have a responsible adult drive you home after a face lift and laser eye surgery.
     
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    1: "OK, it was cute the first time we met, but not the 19th!"

    2: I'm gonna sue this fucking radio station!!!.... Am I the only person allergic to Celine Dion?!?!?

    3: "That's not how MY dentist does it!"
     
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    -Can you pick me up, this blind date isn't going so well

    -These new contacts irritate my eyes a little

    -And then I saw his cock......holy@#%$
     
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    #1 - Is this cold sore getting bigger??

    #2 - This Midol better fucking kick in fast!!!!!!!!!

    #3 - I just blew Shane Diesel and my mouth is now stuck this way.
     
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    1. "Yeah, uh huh. Gene Simmons you're not."

    2. "Road Rage never felt so good."

    3. "I just blew Wartrac and my mouth is now stuck this way."
     
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  8. B_stu.kay823

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    Four more.
     

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