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11-12 inch penis

Discussion in 'Show Off' started by letsdoit3, Mar 24, 2010.

  1. letsdoit3

    letsdoit3 Experimental Member

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    well ive been lookiing around the forums and a lot of people claim to have 11-12 inch penises when none of them have pictures up. anyone on this forum is bigger then the other until there are actually pictures. there are maybe 5-6 people on this forum who are honestly about 10 inches from i know because ive seen there measuring pics. id like to see the rest.
     
  2. D_Cooter Rooter

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    You're right, 10" is probably the extreme, those claiming higher are not being modest by not howing because if they were they'd likely not be on this site, it's self delusion or fantasy.
     
  3. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    Mine is a solid 12, give or take a few inches. I prefer to round up to the nearest multiple of 6. That's clearly the most accurate way to do it :grinning-smiley-003
     
  4. letsdoit3

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    they're out there. i've sucked thousands of cocks over the years, and the really big ones are rare, but they do exist, much to the delight of queers like me! you won't believe this, but i used to suck a young black man with a thick 16 inch cock. also, i had a straight friend while i was working in a hospital whose soft cock hung below his knee caps. it was very thin, when soft, and averaged 18 inches long, soft! i saw it erect a few times when he was getting bathed in bed. when he was on his back and hard, the head rested under his chin! he was in the hospital for over a year after a car accident, and i never did get to suck that cock! the female nurses used to get it though, especially on the night shift. they named his dick john-john, for some reason, and used to draw the curtains around his bed and take turns riding that big white snake. ahh! good times!
     
  6. D_Cooter Rooter

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    ........joke right?!
     
  7. D_Leotols Toy

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    Yea, that dude's joking. Not happening.
     
  8. TaigaStar

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    I think it's only fair to use the saying. "pics or it didn't happen"
     
  9. maxcok

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    From what I've seen there aren't even many claims of 8" or better that offer solid visual proof, and it drops off precipitously after that. The bigger the claim, the less evidence, and the majority of these supersize claims have no pics whatsoever. Even the majority of measured pics are suspect, guys make excuses like, "you can't see the end of the tape, cause it was really hard to hold the camera", etc.

    Frankly, I don't understand what vicarious thrill guys get from posting exaggerated claims of their endowment. In real life I could kinda understand, but on an internet site? What do you get out of that? It just makes no sense. I wish someone could explain this to me. I always knew guys were obsessed with their dicks and the size of their dicks, just never knew how obsessed till I showed up here.
     
  10. D_Cooter Rooter

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    PICS LIE, some people are REALLY good at photoshop, video manipulation is harder. The thing is that even when there are good measuring pics or vids and we think we've seen the biggest proven size there's always going to be some silly bugger who claims they've sucked a nine foot long willy, people are odd.

    I feel a tad bit hipocritical, I'll upload a measuring pic soon maxcok :s
     
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  11. D_Geffarde Phartsmeller

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    That's what my lawyer says every time I get charged with something. The system works!
     
  12. HugeHands9

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    I think it should be measured on all four sides and take the average.... because a good amount of people have a curve weather upwards, downwards or to the side... this causes a distortion in measurement.... take a penis that measures 8 inches that curves downward... then invert that penis... it now curves upwards, but because people measure from the top, it is now a 6.5 inch cock...! However people usually tend to cheat when they measure from the bottom, so my way of measuring from the right place, is to put a hair scrunchy around the bottom of the shaft... and wherever it lies, measure it from there on all four sides... divide by four and take the average =]

    But I've noticed that measured from the side.. the average length is usually the same as the side length. Does anyone agree with any of my findings?
     
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    I believe they're out there, but not in very large numbers. Shoot, I'm a little over 9" , & I figure that's right up there where the crowd really starts thinning out. You're right-without measurements or objects to compare to-a lot of guys are blowing hot air or are just wishful thinkers. Case in point-look how many actually get their quarters out & join the $2 Club.....???????
     
  14. letsdoit3

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    take a picture of measuring it and ill believe you. you have a big penis i just needa seen some better pictures.
     
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    Yeah, I'm a skeptic too. I think about 9 or 10 is usually the maximum any lucky guy is likely to find on another dude.
     
  16. D_Circumcisus Skinless

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    Um......have you seen me?:wink:
     
  17. maxcok

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    Judging by the poster's gallery pics, I'd say the evidence is pretty clear. A quarter measures .955 inches in diameter, 8 x .955" = 7.64". Accounting for variation in curvature and depending how the quarters are placed, those in the '$2 club' can measure out as little as 7.5", even less.

    The poster shows 9 quarters, which equals 8.595". Noting that the first quarter appears to be positioned half on his pubic bone, and allowing for the curvature and extreme distortion of the measuring line, particularly up and over the glans, it would appear that he is 7.5" at best, clearly not over 9" as claimed.

    I understand most guys want to add an inch or so. It just seems weird when they present their own evidence to the contrary. Hoisted on his own petard, I'd say. I wonder if he'll say he wasn't 'fully hard'.
     
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    maxcok ain't lyin'
     
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    The furry community should keep the whales in the ocean where they belong. :tongue:
     
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    I've seen one guy here who claimed to be 17 inches. That was an entertaining thread, I think its gone now.
     
  21. mariamluvsEMbig

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    lol that's hilarious...i like the guys with pics on here that claim they're like 10 or 11 inches and look smaller than some of the guys that say they are 8...i also like the trick photography that some guys use (various angles and whatever) that make their dicks look bigger than they really are...
     
  22. letsdoit3

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    ye you have a really big penis. what is it like 8-8.5 inches?
     
  23. letsdoit3

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    i used to measure my penis like most guys and just put it on the side and when i do that its 8 inches easily, more like 8 1/4 inches. but now i just stand up and measure it from the top and its only like 7.7 inches.
     
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    I won't say I wasn't fully hard, but I do have that pesky 1"+ fat pad that I can push a ruler through to the bone, & get inside my wife right to the bone. Nothing to prove here-you guys believe what you want. A measurement expert like you, Max, should get a ruler or some quarters out on your cactus pics.......
     
  25. maxcok

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    Well, obviously you were trying to prove something by doing the quarter thing, not to mention announcing your stats, and I think not for the first time. At any rate, it doesn't surprise me you would have an excuse, more often than not guys seem to have one to accompany their measuring pics. "You can't see the end of the tape, because it was really hard juggling the camera", is my favorite, along with the aforementioned, "I wasn't fully hard (cause it was really hard juggling the camera)." There are lots of others. Rarely have I seen a measuring pic that wasn't (a) suspect, or (b) accompanied by an excuse, or (c) both. In this case, (c).

    Sorry to burst your bubble. I frankly don't care, but I don't understand the compulsion to exaggerate, especially in the face of evidence to the contrary. As for myself, I have no plans at present to post pics of my cock. Nor have I made any claims of size, other than to vaguely infer that I am larger than average and very happy with what I have. I really have nothing to prove.
     
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    I think this sums it up just nicely!

    LOL :grinning-smiley-003
     
  27. FleshlightMouth

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    Most claims here and (of course) in porn are exaggerations, and it seems that the inflated measurements have set a "standard" that cannot be met in reality.
    Suffice it to say that a big dick is a big dick — no matter what the actual inch figure is —, and I've been lucky enough to meet quite few, also from this site (GiantPenis is one of absolutely amazing examples), some of whom can be witnessed in my videos.
    Although I have not had the pleasure of "verifying" nmf9in personally, I would without a doubt put him in the BIG DICK category, and I would be honored to deepthroat him, if the opportunity ever presented itself :cool:
     
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    Ummm..:rolleyes:
     
  29. D_Circumcisus Skinless

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    In Dec 09, I had to rush to the Emergency room, after some meds I had a reaction to one of the side effects included a massive boner that wouldn't go down(no blue pill, or any hardon pills at all), I have low blood pressure and low blood sugar!, anyway, I had to go to my urologist Pvt Office because it was so late and because I was too embarrassed to go just to any emergency room with a Hardon.....before the Doctor stuck me with a small needle filled with Epinephrine at the base of my Dick, they measured it, they asked if they could I said yes...reason?..case study medical teaching...least that what they told me! and because I had been taking a new drug.......Length...cm-27.77998-Feet-0.9-Inch-10.94 and 2.78 inch at the base, now I didn't think much of it because my Dick was hurting so bad from being Hard for 33 hours, because I was too ashamed to seek help at first!
     
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    Unfortunately if you had actually been hard for 33 hrs your penis would have suffered massive ischemic injury from venous stasis and resulting thromboses.
     
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