12-15"?

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  1. bigboy1986

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    hey guys im new and have a problem I dont know why but I have this strange urge to want to get my penis to the size of 15" I dont know why please dont judge me now as being a psycopath escaped because rest assured im not :) I discussed this with my g/f and she seems ok about it (with slight reluctantcy) what do you guys think? help! LOL
     
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    How big are you currently? Going from 12 to 15 is a lot different than 6 to 15? and what would you do with a 15" penis anyhow? Use it as a stirring spoon?
     
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    , gonna need long hose of surgical tubbing , c ring , , methladum ,

    just email me , maybe we talk , but need to get phone card ,
     
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    Doorstopper.
     
  5. Pecker

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    There's a good reason that a ruler was designed to be only 12" long.
     
  6. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    I guess you could always fold it in half.

    I've decided that I want bats to fly out of my asshole every evening at sunset. My boyfriend isn't too happy about it but I feel it's something I want to do.
     
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    Is it really that cavernous? Damn boi!
     
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    Oh, and I suppose the bats that fly out at dawn just aren't good enough?
     
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    Why just bats at dawn? Why not elephants at the strike of twelve noon?
     
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    Wise decision. It would be very difficult to get them to fly out at any other time.
     
  12. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    But they don't like the light! That's like getting me up at 6am with no sunglasses or coffee and wanting me to leave the house.
     
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    15" only??? Why not go for a REALLY big dick
     
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    You should seriously consider killing yourself.
     
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    Your play?
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    But I reeeally want to jam the Eiffel Tower up my twat, what should I do???
     
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    The first step would be to buy a plane ticket to Paris
     
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    Forget that, you feeeelthy american. Do Washington's Post, er, uh, I mean the washington monument instead.
     
  20. DC_DEEP

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    Geez, Spladle, that's your answer to everything? :tongue: You may only suggest suicide to one member at a time (id est, until they comply)... and you have to clean up the mess.
     
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