He's enormous and impressive for sure. I'm clearly not criticizing his incredible size...who would I be to do that. I criticize his judges who wouldn't know and inch from a centimeter if it fell down their throats. If he's 13.5", then my poor little 5.5" is really between 8-9." No bigger than Mandingo and certainly not as hard. While world class, with very few competitors in the real world, he's no more than about 10." I say that with respect and awe, but 13.5" just doesn't exist. At least not as far as this website (the most likely place for it) is concerned. Even the legendary Quercusone is about 10 impressive inches. Let's stop kidding each other with this "inches" thing. Let's all just agree that 8.5-10" is mammothly, almost inhumanly, large and move one. Please! With all due respect from an average guy, who's quite pleased with what God gave him and uses it to maximum advantage. After all, what's my choice. It's all an accident of birth anyway. I'd rather keep my average cock and above average intellect intellect and sense of humor...also accidents of birth.