13 incher for your enjoyment

Discussion in 'New Member Introductions' started by B_3vil 3rik, Oct 11, 2007.

  1. B_3vil 3rik

    B_3vil 3rik New Member

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    Greetings everyone my name is 3rik and I just was recommended to join here by an online friend. I have been prowlin' around myspace and xpeeps showin' off my dick. I REALLY love to show it off, it is a huge turn on for me. I often wear tight pants around town hopin' ladies will notice, and pull it out in public whenever possible. I am told by several women I am the biggest the have ever seen in real life or the web, and should be thankful (which I am). Anyway I am white, 6'4" tall, with a thin muscular body. At my hardest my cock is 13" long and about 7" around (about as thick as a pop can). I have no idea why my penis is so large, I did nothing to make it bigger or anything, but I feel lucky everyday for it. Anyone who says having a big dick sucks because of women not being able to handle them and stuff like that is FULL OF SHIT! I have only been turned down 3 times for sex (out of ALOT of girls), which resulted in a fantastic handjob/blowjob. I have had 4 women at once purely because of my size, and I get laid alot out of girls telling their girlfriends, and then wanting a "curiosity fuck". Anyway, feel free to check out my pics and let me know what ya think! -Rock n' Roll, 3rik
     
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    That's an eye opener and no mistakes! Welcome.
     
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    welcome to the site. god damn that thing is big lol
     
  4. B_All4show

    B_All4show New Member

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    Why sell yourself short at 7" thick. A pop can is 8.5". Something is not right? :rolleyes:
     
  5. _Alexxx_

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    where do you keep the extra blood supply needed to make a 13 incher hard?
     
  6. B_Swimming Lad

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    Fukin hell man!
    Your Dick is massive! Welcome to LPSG!
     
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    i thought my 8incher was impressive. holy fuck!
     
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    Wow... A truly jaw-dropping slab of meat! Congrats and thanks fer sharing!
     
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    Welcome 3vil 3rik, you seem to have the sex life that many people dream of, prepare to meet the jealous bunch.
    Anyway, I'll be interested in hearing more about your stories.
     
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    dude, i know yur str8, but at least take this compliment: your cock is one of the most beautiful and awe-inspiring things i've seen, i know of only one guy bigger than you (15x8), and i can't tell u how hot i think it is- especially the fact that you're so proud of it- that's hot too ;) wish to god u A) batted for my team, and B) lived here lol. have a good one man, welcome to LPSG- post lots of pix, your cock is a national treasure
     
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    What kept you? Your profile says you've been a member here since January
     
  12. Pecker

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    Hey, 3rik, welcome.
     
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    DAMN, if you ever decide you want some hot mansex let me know. I would love to take a long RIDE on that cock!!
     
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    OK OK, I will be the first to ruin the party. Could these possibly, perhaps, just maybe be photoshopped? Some pics look a little sketchy, i.e. the one with the girl. Where her hand touches the cock, also the head, doesn't look a little natural to me. I don't know a thing about photoshopping, but usually have a good eye for fakes...anyway, just throwing it out there, don't hate me for it...:tongue:
     
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    At a guess I'd say he was delayed by learning photoshop
     
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    I was fascinated by the succession of credulous responses and wondered how long it would continue before someone pointed out the evident fakery. I would say that, of the photos in Erik's gallery, this one is the most obviously photoshopped—not that one needed to read beyond the title of the thread to know that there was fakery afoot.

    But I don't doubt that the original poster will find plenty of indomitable believers just as other photo-fakers have done.

    Edited to add: I see that several more have been added. I have to take back what I said about that one being the most obvious fake.
     
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    I want to take back what I said about him learning photoshop since January.

    I shouldn't have said it. It's obviously been learnt in the past 15 minutes.
     
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    Calboner thanks for joining me in the "dismemberment" of this fraud. The picture you have attached is even a better example of fakery. I also enjoyed a few laughs from the underwear pic, lol!
     
  19. B_3vil 3rik

    B_3vil 3rik New Member

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    WOW thanks for the nice welcome! I am usually bombarded with jealous remarks when I post. To address a few questions out there, I assure you my pics are VERY real, I don't know or have any photo altering programs. Even my URL's are put on my pictures by a GF via email. Sry about those URL's too, I posted a few pics on a site called newbie nudes a while back when I was new to all this, and had no URL's on them. I have been chasing down fakers on myspace ever since. As far as joining LPSG a ways back, thats right I did. I inherited an old ass computer from my cousin about 2 years ago when he got a new one. I was new to the online world, and was disappointed in the way the site navigated (which I actually prefer now that I'm a bit more aware of what I'm doing), and the fact I couldn't see any pics unless I upgraded my membership. Anywho, so like I metioned before, I was on xpeeps and Myspace for quite a while, until yesterday when chatting on Yahoo a girl told/reminded me about LPSG, and I gave it another try, so here I am. Man that was a mouth full! Hope that helps, 3rik
     
  20. invision99

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    need more pics of you with those girls :)
     
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