13 incher for your enjoyment

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

You were not talking elephantitis.

Oops, now I'm adopting your spellings.
Elephantiasis.
Physician, you say?

 

[kenissmashing]

Oops, now I'm adopting your spellings.
Elephantiasis.
Physician, you say?

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=elephantitis
http://www.steadyhealth.com/Do_I_have_elephantitis_on_my_penis__t53199.html

It isn't spelled that way in these two articles. And there are lots of people who have difficulty spelling who are accomplished. You're a jerk and grasping for straws.

 

[kenissmashing]

... and badly in need of glasses.



You were not talking elephantitis. You were talking about 3ric's supposed dick. (Car tire? Criminy ...)



You've noticed ...
You are too dishonest in discussion to be worth anyone's time.

Well, the fakery looked THAT BIG to me and that's where I was working from. The pics obviously bothered YOU very much, since you analyzed them over.

You are very, very aggressive towards me and it isn't called for. I think, if anything, you are insecure (you have no pics up here; I'm uploading mine soon) about YOUR appearance. "Too dishonest in discussion to be worth anyone's time"? Man, you're a GENIUS! Maybe you can take over my practice and I can sit at home all day and night like you do and be a cowardly asshole to anyone else with an opinion. I see through your post history that you have a consistent habit of doing that.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Well, the fakery looked THAT BIG to me and that's where I was working from. The pics obviously bothered YOU very much, since you analyzed them over.

They didn't bother me at all. My observation could be made at a glance.
("You analyzed them over"? What does this mean?)

I think, if anything, you are insecure (you have no pics up here; I'm uploading mine soon) about YOUR appearance.

This is your guess. There are many reasons not to post pics.

"Too dishonest in discussion to be worth anyone's time"? Man, you're a GENIUS! Maybe you can take over my practice and I can sit at home all day and night like you do and be a cowardly asshole to anyone else with an opinion. I see through your post history that you have a consistent habit of doing that.

You do not have a practice.
What is cowardly about taking exception to the several inane things you've said? Do you know the meaning of the word 'cowardly?' How does it have application?
My post history shows I sit at home all day and night and act as a cowardly asshole to anyone with an opinion?
I hardly think so, kenissmashing.

 

[Cobalt Blue]

You know what's good? Sanity.
You people arguing in this thread should try it sometime.

Actually, you know what's good? Truth in advertising. And the tenacious efforts of people like Blankety in exposing fakers who make fools of us all. Blanket, I salute you and your efforts. First of all, I should point out that I exposed this Eric/Erik/3rik/.eric/goofyboots character almost exactly one year ago here, of which more later.

This is not a RateMyWotsit or MyShite site, this is a support group, and should be respected as such. I have long been antagonised by liars on this board, and have done my best to expose them. When I joined this group, I was flabberghasted by the universal hostility I encountered when attempting to expose obvious fakers. The most rabid of these pro-faker advocates has moved on - I think the more senior members will know who I'm alluding to. She would pull out all the old chestnuts in their defence: he doesn't want his photos stolen/doesn't have a camera/hard disk crashed/might be recognised by co-workers/dog ate pics/has better things to do/seemed nice when I spoke to him/doesn't need to prove anything to you fuckwits...ad nauseum, to excuse their various unsupported claims of 16/20/24inch penes - yes that's two feet in old money! She and her sycophantic army of cohorts would intentionally misquote my posts, send me obnoxious private messages and heap abuse on myself and others who poured scorn on claims of those elusive 60cm dicks. Regrettably, she managed to chase several doubters away from here permanently who were less thick-skinned than I.

Thankfully, the LPSG culture has witnessed a paradigm shift since then and worthy members who find unsupported claims of equine dimensions contentious can now speak up without fear of random attacks by the LPSG lynch-mob. Yes, Blocko - sanity has descended on us here at last I believe.

No, I am not the arbiter of what is real and what is not - I never claimed to be; neither did Blankety, CardiffDillon, Alex8 or countless others who have questioned astronomical claims. As a support group, we are entitled to question, investigate, and, if necessary expose those who would seek to pull the wool over our collective eyes and devalue the currency of cock. And, as a support group, we should at the very least expect honesty.

My view is that to uphold the integrity of the LPSG we need to be much much harder on frauds. This includes all types of fraudulent activity including, but not limited to stolen photos; altered photos; outrageous unsupported claims and of course [take note, Eric/Erik/3rik/.eric/goofyboots/ et al] multiple personas. IP addresses should be tracked and offenders banished. Permanently. I take umbrage with those who say, well, this is the Internet: who cares.

Who gives a flying f**k if it's faked or photoshopped....it's certainly given me a thrill looking at it.Just enjoy the imagery and let it feed your imagination.Welcome 3vil 3rik....good luck to you.

A1 - sure we all like a bit of fantasy, but in Fictitious Stories, not New Member Introductions please.
Well, the medium may be the Internet, but it is the message that is important. And no, senor, Blankety was not nearly 'rabid' enough:

Blanketyblanked, I share your doubts about the pics, but I still feel you were a little too rabid.
To each his own, I suppose.

As I said, that is my personal opinion, it is up to Rob E and his mods to run this site as they see fit. However, blind faith has no place on this board, and people like fitchboi should perhaps go away and read some Richard Dawkins before posting asinine comments like:

yeah- its real. guys, just cause you've never seen one that big in person and you're jealous of this guy's, doesn't give u any right to pester him with libel.
that said, 3vil 3rick, its ironic u refer to your long post as a 'mouthful,' lol- i'm just wondering how often u indulge in sucking yurself off- love the thought of that

Rant over, now back to the case in point: Eric/Erik/3rik/.eric/goofyboots or whoever he is today was exposed here and subsequently removed all his photos from NewbieNudes after I detected obvious Photoshop artefacts, but not without putting up a fight. For the record, this is a sample [with dates and times] of his PMs to me and mine to him over at that site:

28-Oct-06 23:04:54
From
Evil Erik
To
nickyUK
Subject
FU
Body

Jealous prick!


28-Oct-06 23:12:43
From
Evil Erik
To
nickyUK
Subject
lol
Body

No pics of yur ugly lIttle dick eh u limey prick! Just cause yur a green eyed jealous twit doesn't give u the right to slander me! FU lobsterback bitch!!!! BTW, VERY ORIGINAL COMMENTS U INEPT FUCKIN' LINGUIST!

Sent
29-Oct-06 15:15:02
From
Evil Erik
To
nickyUK
Subject
Re: Re: lol
Body

comin' from a boy who hasn'y posted 1 pic yet! lol PHOTOSHOP FAG!


Sent
29-Oct-06 15:22:38
From
Evil Erik
To
nickyUK
Subject
HAHAHAAHAH
Body

MY GOD YUR A LOSER! LOL

________________________________________________
________________________________________________


Sent
29-Oct-06 10:21:27
From
nickyUK
To
Evil Erik
Subject
Re: FU
Body

Yeah right you incompetent Photoshop dabbler.
Twat


Sent
29-Oct-06 10:23:39
From
nickyUK
To
Evil Erik
Subject
Re: lol
Body

Get back to me when you become proficient in Photoshop.

If it's real [hahahahahaha] send me a movie. Preferably one you haven't stolen from the web.
You sad, sad fantasist.

And this is a message I sent to someone who asked me why I claimed the images had been tampered with:

Sent
29-Oct-06 11:13:57
From
nickyUK
To
deepinside2006
Subject
Evil Erik
Body

deepinside2006: Okay then, these manipulated composites bear all the classic hallmarks of a FAKE, for a start they are desaturated down to a very dark monochrome [easier to blend as it does away with any colorcast inherent in the original. This character really believes he is living in his own invented fantasy world. He even Photoshops himself into famous movie stills!! If you don't believe me, go to his profile at myspace.com/evilerik333 where you will notice how many 'photos' have him holding a BIG gun, which might explain his deep penis envy and Photoshopped dick pics.

For your information, whatever his aliases, he is the same guy as the individual showing his driver's license here:
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7447/proof4qw1.jpg
ImageShack - Hosting :: photo15vm4.jpg
ImageShack - Hosting :: photo23ea1.jpg

Same guy, different aliases, lots of excuses, one seriously disturbed psychopath.

 

[blanketyblanked]

You are absolutely right. And with that, I'm going to leave Erik with three clues, three "comments" that he can take any which way he chooses. AND THEN I AM GONE!

This is, of course, regarding his NOT believing me that his pics are out for all to see. Just for the record, I did NOT come up with these comments, the people I know in MN did, and they feel they will both be specific enough to confirm the truth YET NOT give away my sources.

Here they go:

1. Brittany is a runt who you know in MANY ways and who is SECRETLY in love with you.
2. Michelle is/was a cheater and a skank. Haha (I was ORDERED to put that "haha" in).
3. Anyone who leaves MN to move elsewhere (THE 2007 WORLD SERIES CHAMPS...) to snowboard is two faced and secretly thinks you're a douchbag.

That's it. Goodbye, my LPSGers. Taking my REAL LIFE big dick elsewhere.

I, honestly, was done with this thread, until I just read nicky9X6's phenomenal post. Thanks for your compliments and I'm thrilled that you have also done everything you can to "keep it real" on this site. The pics I have posted on my profile are there to give men here encouragement, to show that pornography (while wonderful to watch and jack off to) promotes a false image of penis size reality. I wasn't blessed with a big dick either: I was 6 inches, spent two years of stretching, hanging weights, Kaplan pumping and jelqing (also Matters of Size exercises), and when I got to 9, every woman I slept with would tell their friends I was 12, 13, 14 inches. It is about other people's perceptions SECOND to YOUR perception of YOURSELF that matters. Eric's assumedly two-week-long (and I do mean PAIN-STAKING time: it took many many days of Photoshop work to make those pics) work, fueled by obvious insecurities WE ALL face at SOME POINT, was a spit in the face of all of us, who are either practicing penis enlargement, wanting to see REAL big dicks, etc. I honestly care about you guys! I want everyone here to know that they are beautiful and fine the way they are. Eric is a syphilitic douchbag.

OH! Speaking of Eric, An update: remember my 3 clues post (quoted above) to goofyboots/3vil 3rik a few pages ago, regarding how, after numerous phone calls I actually found friends (and mostly friends of those friends) who both knew him and hate him?

Well, let's just say that he hasn't (has been online and read it since) and will NEVER challenge me again on here, whether as Goofyboots (who, because of his antics, has been banned: great job, moderators!) or anyone else (he could sign on as someone else and contest my clues), because he is, right now, paying dearly, more intensely than he EVER could just on an internet blog, for his "crimes". I promise you.

It truly is a small world. I see someone here doesn't believe me about KNOWING him. I DON'T know Eric. When this first started, I called 9 friends in the Minneapolis area, and 1 of them recognized him. That person got in touch with others, who got in touch with others, etc. What started out as a mere inquiry into who he was (NOT looking to disparage him) became a witch hunt on my friends part when:
1. Eric wrote these horrendous emails to me.
2. It became obvious that 3vil 3ric WAS goofyboots and vice versa (3v3r took down the pics when I said I "knew people he knew" and then "GOOFYFUCK" came online to try and do damage control.
3. When he tried to call me on my bluff (wasn't a bluff).
4. And finally, the fucked up stories my friends relayed back to me. If you thought that Eric was depraved just because of the pics and the illness which he needed to be puppeteered by to make them, you only know 1/100th of the story.


In the end, I really don't care if you believe me or not, because the damage is real and done.

But I want to give some advice to all LPSGers who want to both show their penis off in pics and also want to "get laid":
1. Always be honest about the size.
2. Take pics with a real ruler or tape measure or household item.
3. Post a video of that johnson.
4. Use an email address, id name and email information that doesn't draw attention to the real you.
5. And, most importantly, never, never, EVER...EVER...
have identifying tattoos or, for God sakes, YOUR FACE in these cock shots.

Eric learned this lesson the hard way. The hardest way possible: through his social circle AND his blood family.

Oh yeah, cigarbabe, I will take you on ANY day. I've been stroking to your pics as a warm up to writing this post.

 

[patrick9999]

You called 9 friends over some guy posting pics on the internet?

 

[thk8plus4u]

Great way to spend a Saturday morning, with this over-the-top,
super dramatic, crazy-assed soap opera!

Really enjoyed the thread. My favorite comment was the one
saying it would be wild if ALL the people involved in the thread
(everyone who's posted) was the same person... that would
be a riot! Give the man a job in Hollywood as a writer, if true.

Gonna suck my own dick now.

THK.

 

[Mougli]

howcome he's banned?

 

[B_Nick8]

You're new here, aren't you. Well, I was too, once. I haven't read through this whole thread (I mean, you brought back a year old thread to ask this) but I imagine that in addition to being full of shit he violated the terms of service in some way. Either he posted fake pics, harrassed people or had multiple accounts...there are a number of things he could have done that would have resulted in getting banned. It's not arbitrary.

 

[B_theOtherJJ]

And nows he's banned. What a surprise ! And an even bigger surprise is how idiotic and gullible most of you are in believeing this crap.

For me, the guys cocky and obnoxious approach and attitude signal a FAKE, and now he's banned. Guess his scam was uncovered ????

Its sad how badly most of you NEED to believe.... SAD !!!!!

 

[justmeincal]

Everyone arguing in this thread should just calm down. Enjoy the site and move on with life, or something. I mean really, you're all arguing over how big some dudes' penis is, does it really matter that much...?

Amen brother.

 

[stowaway]

Tom Welling does his running in the episode "Prodigal", in this link (YouTube - Car Chase), from 1:00 to 1:09 when he's running in slo-mo.

It's really in there... my friend who worked for the show would obsess about him found it and told me right away.

 

[8dot75]

Quoted from BLANKETYBLANKED-
"Two comments preluding my entry: 1. I am extremely blessed and happy with my dick. I have ALSO seen dicks as big as what erik claims to have, so I know it's possible. 2. The reason why people on this site are getting upset is because erik's pics are fake. Cocks like 8dot75 and other massive dicks are NOT fake, which is why the LPSGers DON'T DISS THEM!
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I just noticed that.. and huge COMPLIMENT it is... Thanky Thanky, Blankety !

 

[701757]

Quoted from BLANKETYBLANKED-
"Two comments preluding my entry: 1. I am extremely blessed and happy with my dick. I have ALSO seen dicks as big as what erik claims to have, so I know it's possible. 2. The reason why people on this site are getting upset is because erik's pics are fake. Cocks like 8dot75 and other massive dicks are NOT fake, which is why the LPSGers DON'T DISS THEM!
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I just noticed that.. and huge COMPLIMENT it is... Thanky Thanky, Blankety !

A fine reason to bump a nearly 4 year old thread. Wouldn't it be better if you PM'd him instead of resurrecting this long dead thread?

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

not to mentioned banned as well. oh well

 

[boxerboy]

Infamous Cam show, vid seller!

 

[Enid]

i can't believe i read all 26 pages of this. it was like a train wreck, i just couldn't look away. :eek222:

 

[SR_Benjamin Spanklin]

i can't believe i read all 26 pages of this. it was like a train wreck, i just couldn't look away. :eek222:

There was a point while reading this that reminded me of Inception. The intrigue! The suspense! I had no idea who was who and who's dream I was in! A film should be made about this.:biggrin1:

Read thread while playing this:
Inception Horn 10 hours - YouTube