15 Signs You Drank Too Much

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  1. Principessa

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    Nov 22, 2006
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    15 - You spent Sunday night in jail for cow-tipping — with your Oldsmobile.
    14 - Although armed with fire extinguishers, friends stood at a safe distance as you blew out your birthday candles.
    13 - Thanks to you, Jack Daniels stock is up 15 1/4 since Friday.
    12 - Boris Yeltsin called personally to ask you to slow down on the Stoli.
    11 - For some reason, there's salt on the rim of your basketball goal.
    10 - Your name is Otis and Sheriff Andy has brought you some of Aunt Bea's pancakes.
    9 - For the money you spent on Thunderbird, you could've bought the automobile.
    8 - You're now the proud inventor of the "Slim Jim": Ultra Slim-Fast shakes made with Jim Beam.
    7 - Answering machine full of warnings from Coach Switzer.
    6 - Absolut wants to run an ad featuring a picture of your liver in the shape of a bottle.
    5 - Yet again, dry cleaner employees greet you with, "Hey, it's Vomit Man!"
    4 - The doorman asks for your I.D. just to see how long it'll take you to find your pants.
    3 - Your liver, in a fit of pique, leaps out of your abdominal cavity into a pan of frying onions.
    2 - Worried friends call Monday morning to make sure you returned the goat.
    1 - You're now sober enough to realize "Drink Canada Dry" is a slogan and not a personal challenge.

  2. hockeyguy741

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    Mar 20, 2008
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    Ontario (CA)
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