17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[Calboner]

Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

You're in Centimetres Heaven, Cal.

 

[Mr_Cumalot]

This is what a normal cock looks like. I'd say its average, or perfect.

 

[Calboner]

Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

 

[CALAMBO]

yep...it is a whopper...now wtf good is it...kill someone with that weapon...yeah big fucking deal you got a large unit...sit on it and spin....i will keep my 7 incher and be happy...MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR DICK............

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

So that's how they do it.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

That's what we said ... perfect.:biggrin1:

 

[Flyingwood]

Nice picture man

 

[deleted3782]

Rulers and tape measures never lie...but he does have a 9" thumb and 4" long pubic hair.

 

[Calboner]

Rulers and tape measures never lie...but he does have a 9" thumb and 4" long pubic hair.

Damned straight. My photos are genuine and unaltered!

 

[CommandoPastor]

Nice job putting the Ace yardstick on the ground so that it looks like a ruler up against your junk. Next time, narrow your aperture so that the depth of field doesn't make the yardstick blurrier than the foreground.

 

[jj8inch]

very funny optical illusion ruler on the floor. gotta remember that one

 

[hp6969]

I have seen tapes that have been altered before, porn stars are notorious for that, and that looks like an altered tape to me. Plus the tape was conveniently blurred for the length measurement. hhhmmmmmmm!!

 

[Calboner]

Nice job putting the Ace yardstick on the ground so that it looks like a ruler up against your junk. Next time, narrow your aperture so that the depth of field doesn't make the yardstick blurrier than the foreground.

Pooh! It's blurry only because the camera moved. And so did my penis at the same time. That's why my dong is in sharper focus than the yardstick.

I have seen tapes that have been altered before, porn stars are notorious for that, and that looks like an altered tape to me. Plus the tape was conveniently blurred for the length measurement. hhhmmmmmmm!!

Nonsense! The measuring tape has merely been repaired with a piece of sticky tape because it burst apart under the force of my prodigious member.

You guys are just envious of my hugeness!

 

[B_Morning_Glory]

Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!

all i have to say is this. figures dont lie, BUT liers figure.LOL. but am sure it would be nice to try it out as i never have had a cock that big before. big ones but not that big MERRY CHRISTMAS to you by the way.

 

[chris28]

the coolest part is how you put the tape measure on the floor then shot the picture from above ... had your legs been just a couple of inches longer your length measurement could have topped 20 inches ...

 

[checkin]

Calboner, that must be fun, getting a boner, passing out from blood loss, waking up, not remembering what happened, seeing yourself naked, and thinking "Yeah, I want to get a boner!", passing out...

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Calboner, that must be fun, getting a boner, passing out from blood loss, waking up, not remembering what happened, seeing yourself naked, and thinking "Yeah, I want to get a boner!", passing out...

Actually, no ... his blood pressure just falls to normal when he gets an erekshun.

 

[Calboner]

Calboner, that must be fun, getting a boner, passing out from blood loss, waking up, not remembering what happened, seeing yourself naked, and thinking "Yeah, I want to get a boner!", passing out...

Yes, fainting is a problem. Fortunately, it's just a matter of my system adjusting. I remain rock hard all the time that I am unconscious, so that once I have woken up again, I can pick up my camera and take another picture.

How about a (soft) bulge photo now? As you can see, I am a "grower."

 

[hp6969]

Pooh! It's blurry only because the camera moved. And so did my penis at the same time. That's why my dong is in sharper focus than the yardstick.



Nonsense! The measuring tape has merely been repaired with a piece of sticky tape because it burst apart under the force of my prodigious member.

You guys are just envious of my hugeness!

Calboner, you are a hoot!!:biggrin1: