17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[Calboner]

I now deign to offer photographic confirmation of my claim to seventeen inches, thus confuting all doubters, who must henceforth hide their faces in shame.

 

[B_asian_zd]

OMG wow world's largest DICK!!!
ITS HUGE!!!

to the doubters:
stop being jealous and DUMB, it is a real 17'' cock, just because its bigger than yours, doesnt mean its a fake

 

[D_Kissimmee Coldsore]

I now deign to offer photographic confirmation of my claim to seventeen inches, thus confuting all doubters, who must henceforth hide their faces in shame.

Oh you know how it goes though. Someone will claim you are holding the rule out of frame and have set the perspective so as to make the 17 inches look like 17 inches. It's a battle not worth fighting.

 

[BigALinJaxFL]

You can clearly see that the tape measure is folded on the right side so it looks like it's over 10 inches for the girth. Nice try! What's next? Photo Shopping?

 

[shockedeyes]

oh so from your thumb to your wrist is 11"?!

hahaha

look at the pic :wink:

 

[ThickAZGuy]

Calboner always exaggerates! -

If you look at the pic closely, you'll see it's only 16-7/8" x 10-5/8"!

I hate it when people lie by that 1/8" and round up!!

 

[Rubber_JonnyN]

A very nice cock BUT it's NOT 17inches. It's bit, but definately not 17inches. I don't think it's a dodgy ruler you're using, just a dodgy tactic to measuring your cock.

How to measure your cock correctly:
1. Place your ruler ON TOP of your erect cock.

It's as simple as that! I'd say it's about 10inches.

 

[AlphaMale]

A very nice cock BUT it's NOT 17inches. It's bit, but definately not 17inches. I don't think it's a dodgy ruler you're using, just a dodgy tactic to measuring your cock.

How to measure your cock correctly:
1. Place your ruler ON TOP of your erect cock.

It's as simple as that! I'd say it's about 10inches.

LOL... I guess if you bait them, they will come

 

[ThickAZGuy]

Truer words couldn't be said, JW!

How many of these 'Einsteins' do you think hold inportant jobs??

Scary!

 

[Idreamfilthy]

IT looks average, just thick.
why is the thread titled 17 inches. lmao you wish bud

 

[SyddyKitty]

It's a satire.

 

[DaveGoodie]

Hahaha - he is joking if that were 17 inches, then his thumb would be nearly 2 inches thick too.

 

[parkavepussy]

The tape is folded on the girth, you can see the uneveness on the right side.

 

[crossy]

It's a real 8.5x6.5. The thumb is the problem with the pic.

 

[teutonicos]

Put the tape against the wall and step back far enough you´ll have a dick as big as you want us to believe.Nice try !

 

[VoyeurEx]

I really DON'T CARE how many INCHES or CENTIMETERS it is...

I just DREAM (and CREAM) of SERVING and WORSHIPPING it!

 

[asfan87]

i don't believe it, looks like a 7 or 8 by 6 to me

 

[joeweekend]

Beautiful!

I don't care how big it is, it looks totally tasty.

 

[Ascetiq]

So apparently I was measuring wrong.

I used your method, and my penis is like, 3 feet long The joys of being 6'7 and having long distances between my cock and the ground.

Also, the tape measure, that's an easy one, have it drop down far below the bottom of your shaft, try going it from the side, with your fingers not tucked under the tape measure

 

[ThickAZGuy]

The gullability of people at LPSG is really astounding!

Look up the work 'SATIRE' you dimwits!