17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[MickeyLee]

this thread is like LPSG's mini IQ test.

:rofl:

 

[D_Selmus_Swallow]

Heh.

 

[B_Hung Jon]

It looks like your dick is four times as big as your feet in those photos.

 

[seahorses]

I couldn't be arsed to read through the entire threads, but has anyone else noticed how the tape is doubled under on the bottom right? That's the easy way to get 10 3/4" and it puts the 17" length into prospective too.

 

[8iG]

if thats 17inch, i got 20 gave me a smile though

 

[D_Ted Riding Hooded]

Yet more people who don't get the joke.....

 

[DiscoBoy]

I couldn't be arsed to read through the entire threads, but has anyone else noticed how the tape is doubled under on the bottom right? That's the easy way to get 10 3/4" and it puts the 17" length into prospective too.

Good observation, Sherlock.

 

[Calboner]

Interesting to see how this thread lived on while I was away; with the same mix of those who get it --

this thread is like LPSG's mini IQ test.

:rofl:

-- and those who don't. . . .

 

[chillWEguy81]

Be sure to emphasize the fact that you measured in centimeters. Nothing wrong with that, but your title is misleading.

My measurements in CM: 21.5"x16.5"
So yea, I could have put up a post like this too, only better :biggrin1:

 

[basque9]

Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!

Oh darn, I will never make it into your Four Dollar Club!

 

[Snakebyte]

Be sure to emphasize the fact that you measured in centimeters. Nothing wrong with that, but your title is misleading.

My measurements in CM: 21.5"x16.5"
So yea, I could have put up a post like this too, only better :biggrin1:

If you pay attention you'll actually see it's inches.

 

[crossy]

CALBONER - In the real world you probably have 6" of midshaft girth (perfect)
But I doubt you have more than 7" bone pressed length, regardless of the Himalayan measuring system you use.
Regrettably, you might need at least 8 inches of cock to be able to probe and tickle the deep fornices of some LPSG hotties who report a 7" vaginal depth.

 

[Curiousguy01]

This thread is hilarious and I guess some people cant read or are too thick for the irony... I guess the restating on an improved joke was lost on them. I think its absolutley hilarious. I do like the bit where you showed the folded tape (on purpose for those with a little too much space between the ears). Great post I would quote some of the better parts but there are just too many to post.

 

[mastersergeant]

the coolest part is how you put the tape measure on the floor then shot the picture from above ... had your legs been just a couple of inches longer your length measurement could have topped 20 inches ...

My thoughts exactly.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

So this is how everyone on lpsg manages to have an 8 x 6? Brilliant i tell ya!

 

[D_SpearAgnew]

Dude,

This photo is CLEARLY a fake. the ruler is on the floor. I cant believe you think everyone is that fucking stupid.

Plus, looking at your other pics there is no way your that big.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Dude,

This photo is CLEARLY a fake. the ruler is on the floor. I cant believe you think everyone is that fucking stupid.

Plus, looking at your other pics there is no way your that big.

Look at the tags of this thread. He's trying to make a point as to how guys have been making BULLSHIT claims and measurements for years. Seriously. Calboner has never claimed to be that size. He's been a part of the furniture at LPSG for years. This was a science experiment so to speak.

 

[leoboy63]

Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

Girlfriend, PLEEEEEEEZZZZE! If you were 17" long you would hang well below your knee and be MUCH bigger than what's compared to your hand. As far as girth? Try to measure with out doubling the tape over as you can see it in your photo.

 

[D_Harry_Pitts]

I haven't taken the time to read through the whole thread, but has anyone noticed that the ruler for length is on the floor?

*My bad, obvious fake was obvious*

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Nope, the haters dont bother to read anything in this thread.