17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[Calboner]

Plus, looking at your other pics there is no way your that big.

Those photos were taken before I discovered the Calboner Penile Enlargement Method (TM). Send me $99.95 and the secret is yours. (Corrected to raise the price, upon consideration of the clientele.)

Nope, the haters dont bother to read anything in this thread.

Their eyes move, but they can't read. :biggrin:

 

[crossy]

On a simliar topic. Could a toilet be specially ordered with a water level adjustment to compensate for the enormous LPSG dicks hanging down in the bowl which could potentially become waterlogged. i know that is a problem for some of you who suffer in silence. There is a device known in the plumbing trade as a "ball cock float" located in the water supply tank. This float, although it name is quite interesting has little to do with this writers concern.

UPDATE-I posed this question to The KOHLER Co. of Kohler, Wisconsin (a major plumbing manufacturer and Republican party contributor) they unceremoniously hung up on me (probably thinking it was a crank call).

 

[Curiousguy01]

Dude,

This photo is CLEARLY a fake. the ruler is on the floor. I cant believe you think everyone is that fucking stupid.

Plus, looking at your other pics there is no way your that big.

haha see this is my point... if you read my post on here funnier when they think he's trying to be serious

 

[edog]

lol, rules is on the floor and you can see the tape measure is "overlaped"

OP needs counseling

 

[theacidgod]

This post his hilarious. I wonder just how stupid someone has to be to not see the humor in it. LOL. They really think they're busting you.

 

[archa]

Haleluja...

we want more Sir...

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Those photos were taken before I discovered the Calboner Penile Enlargement Method (TM). Send me $99.95 and the secret is yours. (Corrected to raise the price, upon consideration of the clientele.)

Calboner my $99.95 is in the mail,if I send in another $99.95 will Cigarbabe get the secret to a 6" clit?

 

[D_Eliassaph Daniell Goosegarden Jr]

I loved it!! LOL Keep it up! (the humor I mean)

 

[joedoozer]

Haha

 

[Symphonic]

all i have to say is this: figures dont lie, BUT liers figure.LOL.

...

 

[fourfingers]

LOL!

 

[BBB2.5]

I mean you no disrespect. From what I can tell, your tape measure is laying a distnce from your dick. Thus make it look like it is 17 inches. If you look closely at your girth photo. You can see where you have folded the tape measure into it's self. There is a part of it sticking out. True you did not alter the tape, your adjustments worked in your favor.
bbb2.5

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

I mean you no disrespect. From what I can tell, your tape measure is laying a distnce from your dick. Thus make it look like it is 17 inches. If you look closely at your girth photo. You can see where you have folded the tape measure into it's self. There is a part of it sticking out. True you did not alter the tape, your adjustments worked in your favor.
bbb2.5

It's a joke, BBB. :wink:

 

[Mule]

The length measurement is obviously silly, but I am glad that you, in your wonderfully satirical way, showed how easy it is to fake a girth measurement with folding the tape (or dollar bill).

That's why I don't bother with these measurement pics any more. Comparison shots can be useful for an idea of relative size, but photographs can't be considered "proof".

Again it just goes to show that a cock isn't verifiably big unless it's right there in front of you.

 

[sizerules]

CalBoner:

This has thread has made me feel sorry for so many people who obviously cannot read or understand irony. You, on the other hand, are a complete hoot! Your witty comments had me in stitches.

IMO: You have a gorgeous, perfectly proportioned, THICK cock & an ass that is beyond words :biggrin1:

 

[D_Maureen Biologist]

LMAAAAA OFF!!! - Somehow I missed this thread and just now got to read about 2 pages - LMAOOOOOOOOOOOO.... Keep it up!!! (PUN INTENDED)

L

 

[Countryguy63]

You should be using that thing whip the naysayers!! How dare they

OMG, 17"?? You should be on TV. Make the rounds...Dave, Conan, and even Oprah. Sorry Ellen has declined , stating non-interest

 

[big george]

Nice Cock man! (I mean it) you must have really big hands too

 

[ManInLondon]

Judging from your first picture your thumb is over two inches wide, which would mean your hand closed is about 9". As an average hand is about 4.5" wide, all I can say is you either belong in a circus or in Brobdingnag:smile:

 

[Draconis71]

So that's how they do it.

Actually, I believe the original post to be lampooning some of the goofs who actually DO claim the monsters, with photoshopped evidence.

I'm going to step out on a limb... and say those photos are probably untouched. 1st one is using CM as measurements, and the 2nd shows an OBVIOUS fold in the tape measure to the right.

Give the guy credit, I think he's quite sick of the posers who keep posting on the website, claiming to be what they're not.

So, props to the OP, for the thread. Hope it serves it's purpose, and gets some of the douches to STFU. Thanks.