17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[loopeeus123]

Still pretty big... Nice.

 

[deleted363983]

Successful troll is successful.

 

[Mule]

Successful troll is successful.

Oh... my... God... how many times? It's a JOKE. This thing called SATIRE.

Not sure how to spell this out any clearer. Calboner is a veteran poster here and widely respected. His post is meant to humorously point out that pics can and are faked all the time to claim ridiculous sizes that don't exist in nature!

Jeez.

 

[Countryguy63]

I wasn't joking about Ellen :biggrin1:

 

[smith2267]

you made the mistake of putting your thumb in the pic. Your penis is 9 of your thumb's width long. If your thumb is the same size as mine, that puts you at 9x3/4=27/4= about 7" long.

Using the thumb, and the formula for circumference, that puts you at about 6.9" in circumference (impressive. I'm 6 at the widest part, and usually get some expression of amazement when I'm first seen).

 

[B_rfj]

Actually, I believe the original post to be lampooning some of the goofs who actually DO claim the monsters, with photoshopped evidence.

I'm going to step out on a limb... and say those photos are probably untouched. 1st one is using CM as measurements, and the 2nd shows an OBVIOUS fold in the tape measure to the right.

Give the guy credit, I think he's quite sick of the posers who keep posting on the website, claiming to be what they're not.

I agree. I think that was the original idea about this thread.

To show people that pretending there are 17" dicks is as stupid as believing in those "huge" sizes of 9, 10 or 12" claimed by some male pornstarts, that aren't nothing but bullshit. :biggrin1:

http://www.lpsg.org/118629-measured-porn-stars.html

http://www.lpsg.org/114277-the-truth-about-monsters-cock.html

 

[crescendo69]

Oh... my... God... how many times? It's a JOKE. This thing called SATIRE.

Not sure how to spell this out any clearer. Calboner is a veteran poster here and widely respected. His post is meant to humorously point out that pics can and are faked all the time to claim ridiculous sizes that don't exist in nature!

Jeez.

I also respect his wideness.

 

[AlphaMale]

This thread is the Official LPSG Idiot Test™! :tongue:

 

[kauri]

I just had to say that its obviously fake :veryhappy: if it was 17 inches then your thumb would be one inch wide at the most narrow part..... you fail at taking photos

 

[Calboner]

I just had to say that its obviously fake :veryhappy: if it was 17 inches then your thumb would be one inch wide at the most narrow part..... you fail at taking photos

Ah, the spring of stupidity flows again. . . . :smile:

 

[deleted472988]

this dick is really small 16cm with the ruler on the ground lol

 

[GlareGlance]

Lol. All i can say is that is one good lookin dick no matter what size.( Especially that photo with door knob)

 

[rickygNOLA]

Lol. All i can say is that is one good lookin dick no matter what size.( Especially that photo with door knob)

i agree!

 

[DiscoBoy]

How do people keep unearthing this thread? Do they specifically put 17" cock into search?

 

[rickygNOLA]

i think it's hilarious to read some of the replies.

 

[Calboner]

How do people keep unearthing this thread? Do they specifically put 17" cock into search?

I often wonder about that myself.

i think it's hilarious to read some of the replies.

I just wish I knew whether the posters who make fools of themselves ever figure out that they have done so.

 

[cock_god]

nice cock, but try holding the ruler beside your dick, not placing it on the floor, 3 feet below your dick. Parallax is an elementary optical illusion.

 

[Calboner]

nice cock, but try holding the ruler beside your dick, not placing it on the floor, 3 feet below your dick. Parallax is an elementary optical illusion.

Read the thread tags, you gullible dummy.

 

[patronpk]

Rick Pierson (Colorado) - The Penis King!!

 

[ksregister]

I fucking love this thread, it's hilarious.
Even after all of the explanations of the satirical nature of the thread guys keep jumping in to say that the ruler is on the ground or the tape is folded on the girth pic. Duh.


p.s.
That pic is fake, I can see the tape is folded and the ruler is on the ground!