17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[B_theOtherJJ]

Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

Cal, with all due respect, you are starting to sound like BigBull.

 

[Calboner]

Cal, with all due respect, you are starting to sound like BigBull.

The difference is that in my case, the buffoonery was intentional.

 

[curiouslady]

OMF*G - if you EVER need a laugh - this is the thread to read!!!

(Geezuz I may have broken something when I fell over laughing! and I only read 3 pages of it LOL)

"Calboner" obviously your phallus is monstrous - anyone can see that, you don't even need to say such things...it speaks for itself!

(LMAO)

 

[HUNGHUGE11X7]

Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!

What is amazing to me is that there are actually people who WILL believe this LOL !

Not quite sure HOW you did this or who originally did the pics but they are hilarious HHahahahahahaa
:redface::redface::redface:

HH

 

[D_Tintagel_Demondong]

How do people keep unearthing this thread? Do they specifically put 17" cock into search?

I often wonder about that myself.

Guilty.

I start from 20 and work my way down.

 

[Playmaker!!!]

i think i'm bigger than you Cal! and a lot more members are too!!!!

 

[Gillette]

man i don't know about everyone else but i strongly believe that your best feature is your perfect-shaped gym-toned ass.
and of course you have a nice dick to match it.
you really deserve a lot of ass leaking and cock/balls sucking.

Well, that's just not a nice thing to wish on anyone.:frown1:

 

[hotwaterfish]

A nice dick!

 

[DirkDiggler2007]

Fucking hot!!

 

[WifeNeedsGurth]

Yum Yum

 

[bigtuffy]

LOL...Unless you have hands the size of a catchers mit there is no way way you are working with 17" in length...more like 8"-9" tops(relative to the size of the hands) That girth measurement seems a little questionable as well. No need to exagerate your numbers bro, you have more than enough to satisfy any woman.

 

[Endued]

Sigh.

 

[AlphaMale]

LOL...Unless you have hands the size of a catchers mit there is no way way you are working with 17" in length...more like 8"-9" tops(relative to the size of the hands) That girth measurement seems a little questionable as well. No need to exagerate your numbers bro, you have more than enough to satisfy any woman.

Awesome first post dude, really...

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

LOL...Unless you have hands the size of a catchers mit there is no way way you are working with 17" in length...more like 8"-9" tops(relative to the size of the hands) That girth measurement seems a little questionable as well. No need to exagerate your numbers bro, you have more than enough to satisfy any woman.

Bigtuffy, may I refer you to one of Cal's earlier replies in this thread:

Read the thread tags, you gullible dummy.

One of the most annoying thangs 'bout Cal is that he's so often right.
And yup, U sd go read the thread tags.

 

[Calboner]

Awesome first post dude, really...

:rofl:

 

[prism]

lol, still a great dick!

 

[WifeNeedsGurth]

I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT I WANT

 

[lakecreeker]

17 inches maybe if you are measureing tip to very inside of butt hole. Easy to tell the groovy Ace yardstick is laying on the wood floor, and it might be up against a wall along with your backside. . If that is the case than you are measuring the distance from the curve of your butt checks to tip of dick head. Just a quick look at the picture, I do have some 8 inch friends that appear just about the same as you do. The thickness one could have a cut garment tape measure or a folded over one under that shaft. But likewise no matter the size that is a nice enough one to make people moan and scream taking it.

 

[Calboner]

17 inches maybe if you are measureing tip to very inside of butt hole. Easy to tell the groovy Ace yardstick is laying on the wood floor, and it might be up against a wall along with your backside. . If that is the case than you are measuring the distance from the curve of your butt checks to tip of dick head. Just a quick look at the picture, I do have some 8 inch friends that appear just about the same as you do. The thickness one could have a cut garment tape measure or a folded over one under that shaft. But likewise no matter the size that is a nice enough one to make people moan and scream taking it.

:35:

:spankme:

 

[MickeyLee]

i believe in 17 inch penises!

i do believe in in 17 inch penises, i do!

*almost a year into this thread, the giggling continues*
:rofl: