17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[HUNGHUGE11X7]

i believe in 17 inch penises!

i do believe in in 17 inch penises, i do!

*almost a year into this thread, the giggling continues*
:rofl:

Yes VIRGINIA there is a SANTA CLAUS and 17" Penises as well :wink:



:rofl:

HH

 

[singleguyintulsa]

Wow! I would never turn that hot cock away...

Damned straight. My photos are genuine and unaltered!

 

[tlkoss]

Take the measurement form the beginning aof your shaft

 

[inspectahdck]

the girth pictures start at 7 lol nice 4.2 inch girth

 

[Calboner]

Read the thread tags, read the thread tags, . . .

 

[D_Tyrone_Tittickler]

OH GARGANTUOUSNESS, don't hate me for possibly resurrecting this thread. I still think it is one of the funniest threads on this site.

truth: accuracy, as of position or adjustment. honesty; integrity; truthfulness. actuality or actual existence. = Calboner!!!

 

[sour_cherrie]

And it's pretty too! No all lumpy and weird

 

[concrete7]

too bad you can see the tape measure doubled over on the girth measurement... tool

 

[nofaith]

gullible dummies, lpsg iq test, perfect joke thread, satire, you blockheads

Well, I thought it was funny.

 

[GlareGlance]

Lol gullible dummies. I always liked that word.

 

[Calboner]

I can't take credit for the tag "gullible dummies"; I don't know who added that. But I swear, I tried to make the irony as obvious as I could in my first post without spoiling the humor. It was not supposed to be an intelligence test. Now it reminds me of the "hurdle" in Monty Python's "Upper-Class Twit of the Year Competition," which consists of a row of three layers of matchboxes.

 

[B_Hickboy]

You funny. Hickboy like you. :hug:

 

[517528]

You need to get an independent unbiased person to measure that cock of yours with a properly calibrated measuring instrument.

But yeah Nice cock:smile:

 

[D_Lambert Lollycock]

not to mention that in the "girth" photo the tape is conveniently doubled up on the right hand side of the "monster".

 

[eric19831]

great cock man. but why is the ruler on the floor when you are measuring the length?

 

[Calboner]

I can't take credit for the tag "gullible dummies"; I don't know who added that. But I swear, I tried to make the irony as obvious as I could in my first post without spoiling the humor. It was not supposed to be an intelligence test. Now it reminds me of the "hurdle" in Monty Python's "Upper-Class Twit of the Year Competition," which consists of a row of three layers of matchboxes.

not to mention that in the "girth" photo the tape is conveniently doubled up on the right hand side of the "monster".

great cock man. but why is the ruler on the floor when you are measuring the length?

:banghead2:

"Simon and Vivian at the front coming to the matchbox jump.. three layers of matchboxes to clear... and Simon's over and Vivian's over beautifully, oh and the jump of a lifetime - if only his father could understand. Here's Nigel ... and now Gervaise is over he's, er, Nigel is over, and it's Gervaise, Gervaise is going to jump it, is it, no he's jumped the wrong way, there he goes, Nigel's over, beautifully. Now it's only Oliver. Oliver ... and Gervaise... oh bad luck."

--Upper-Class Twit of the Year

 

[Dikpig]

What never lies is the quarter test. Eight quarters= 8inches. That is a really nice 8.5inch piece of meat... but it aint 10inches around. lol!
Still, it'll make ur eyes roll back when he buries it in!

 

[bored2009]

I could care less if you didnt measure it the "correct" way. I think its still looks hot.

 

[badgerii]

I didn't bother reading all the posts, but in the second pic, you can clearly see that the tape measure is folded back to make the girth see larger... obnoxious.

 

[Calboner]

:banghead2:

And Oliver has run himself over! What a great twit!