17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[jonboy239]

Hot, hot, hot. Nice body to boot...wish I was in Cali!

 

[qurious]

How do people keep unearthing this thread? Do they specifically put 17" cock into search?

I often wonder about that myself.

Somebody had already done the hard work for me and it was on the first page of Show Off.

Once started, I could not stop reading until the last page. It cracked me up. It never crossed my mind that I would ever find such a hilarious thread on LPGS.

OMG wow world's largest DICK!!!

ITS HUGE!!!

to the doubters:
stop being jealous and DUMB, it is a real 17'' cock, just because its bigger than yours, doesnt mean its a fake

Those who dare to disagree will go to h…l and their dicks will be cut even shorter as a punishment because of their jealousy. So I dare NOT!!!!


Good on you Cal

 

[iluvj/o]

i would give anything to have that beautiful cock pounding up my ass pr mouth. u r awesome

 

[Patchos]

Ohhhh im so scared my tight pussy would never be able to take this! tee hee

 

[TheLiberator]

Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

With that logic, the sun is small.

 

[canon]

Who do you think you are kidding? You can tell that the tape measure is folded. You are only fooling yourself.

 

[Countryguy63]

Oh Good Grief!

Thanks Patchy

**secretely laughing out loud** :biggrin1:

 

[Calboner]

Who do you think you are kidding? You can tell that the tape measure is folded. You are only fooling yourself.

No; I am fooling fools like you, though that was not my intention.

 

[cfl990]

So you expecct me to beleiv your thumb is like 6 inches long too because according to the pic thats what it looks like

 

[MickeyLee]

So you expecct me to beleiv your thumb is like 6 inches long too because according to the pic thats what it looks like

best first post EVAH!!!! frippin' epic. :biggrin1:

dude, you should get a plaque or a trophy or something.. this needs to be commemorated.


ohhh LPSG Greatest Post Plates :biglaugh:

or coins, maybe??

 

[letsdoit3]

the ruler is on the floor and the tape measure is wrapped around like twice or is scrunched up. lol unless his dick is like 4 inches thick sideways theres no way its that big around xD what a joke.

 

[Calboner]

So you expecct me to beleiv your thumb is like 6 inches long too because according to the pic thats what it looks like

the ruler is on the floor and the tape measure is wrapped around like twice or is scrunched up. lol unless his dick is like 4 inches thick sideways theres no way its that big around xD what a joke.

As the Cardinal Richelieu impersonator Fred Higgins says to Inspector Dim in the Monty Python Sketch: "You are too clever for us naughty people!"

 

[dammitbobby]

that shit is big, 17 or not its a wheel chair giver for sure

 

[huntz]

average

 

[whoknowes]

OH PLEASE... if I laid a yard stick on the floor and stood over it my dick would be double digits too... put the dick on top of the yard stick and show me 17 inches.. not two and a half feet below...... im not saying thats not a nice slab of meat but 17 inches.. PLEASE!...

 

[Endued]

This thread will outlive you, your children and your children's children. And possibly the internet itself.

 

[Calboner]

This thread will outlive you, your children and your children's children. And possibly the internet itself.

It has certainly outlived my patience.

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

Rulers and tape measures never lie...but he does have a 9" thumb and 4" long pubic hair.

Of course not.and nor do porn stars.

 

[D_wibbles]

ahahahhaha oh my god dood you can put it on the floor the yard stick i mean ahahaha oh my lame ass

 

[stallionchaser]

regardless of the size, calboner is yummy!