17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[Calboner]

ahahahhaha oh my god dood you can put it on the floor the yard stick i mean ahahaha oh my lame ass

:chairfall:

Careful there.

regardless of the size, calboner is yummy!

Much appreciated. :cool22:

 

[luvmycock]

Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

YES IT IS MY FRIEND! :smile:

 

[MonsterLuvr]

Calboner is sexy and I'd do him ten ways till Sunday, regardless of his size.

 

[maestro071]

Gr8 thread! Bravo Cal!

 

[BlkWthThk11]

Please get back on the prozac, that is the most "average" cock on here !!! A moron must have manipulated that so called measuring tape. Please, get real !

 

[D_Harry_Butz]

Fuck my life, he was obviously not being serious and it was tongue in cheek - a point many of you seem to have missed.

 

[FRE]

Cal certainly has both a nice body and a nice penis, although I do question the size.

 

[Calboner]

For a while, at least the entries under "Tags" provided a hint for the clueless, but now some paragon of insight has added the word -- if you can call it a word -- "lier" to the list. I don't think that that was short for "outlier," but rather an attempt to write the word "liar." Unfortunately, I don't think anyone but the dunderhead who posted it can remove it.

 

[FRE]

Let us consider what a girth of 10.75" would look like.

If a penis with a 10.75" girth were perfectly round, its diameter would be 10.75 / pi, which is 3.42" in diameter. If the penis were not perfectly round (usually a penis is not exactly round), then the thickness would be even greater than 3.42". That would be extremely unusually thick.

I just measured one of my door knobs; it is about 1.8" in diameter. It would be unreasonable to suppose that all door knobs are the same size; mine could be smaller than average. Perhaps others could measure their door knobs to see what their diameter is. I bring that up because Cal's album has at least one photo that compares his penis with a door knob. If we can estimate the size of the door knob in his album and use a ruler on the monitor to compare the size of his penis with the door knob, then we can estimate the diameter of his penis. Perhaps it is as big as he says, but that has yet to be determined.

 

[1kmb1]

i was going to post something along the lines of "omg you mean people can fake pics?!"

but after reading a couple pages of people trying to prove your pics are umm fudged... i have lost faith in humanity lol seriously people wtf hes clearly poking fun at people that use these tricks... again, wtf?

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

egotism or self delusional

 

[Dylkat]

length ruler is on the floor fuck knows how you're 10 inches thick your hand must be fucking huuuuuge

 

[Calboner]

egotism or self delusional

length ruler is on the floor fuck knows how you're 10 inches thick your hand must be fucking huuuuuge

If you cretins can't recognize irony when it is laid on a foot thick, you might at least take a hint from the thread tags.

Utterly hopeless.

 

[DiscoBoy]

your hand must be fucking huuuuuge

I just measured one of my door knobs; it is about 1.8" in diameter. It would be unreasonable to suppose that all door knobs are the same size; mine could be smaller than average. Perhaps others could measure their door knobs to see what their diameter is.

Nope, Cal's got really huge hands, so he's got really large doorknobs.

Are people really this clueless?

 

[bruiser]

Well Cal you fucked yourself by putting the 8 quarters on your boner in your galley. If it was 17inches you'd be the 1st man to be in the $4 Club so go figure that one out. We've all got cocks & we know a fake when we see one. Just accept the fact that it is a nice big cock & I'd love to have it between my legs too but stop all the bullshit!

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

Are people really this clueless?

YES
*goes and reads the thread tags* :biggrin1:

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

::shakes her head::

 

[Calboner]

Well Cal you fucked yourself by putting the 8 quarters on your boner in your galley. If it was 17inches you'd be the 1st man to be in the $4 Club so go figure that one out. We've all got cocks & we know a fake when we see one. Just accept the fact that it is a nice big cock & I'd love to have it between my legs too but stop all the bullshit!

You are even more clever than the bishop who read Gulliver's Travels and declared that he didn't believe a word of it.

I am thinking of ending my subscription to this thread. These responses are no longer funny to me.

The stupid, it burns

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

The stupid, it burns

:rofl: NICE picture

 

[Countryguy63]

Nope, Cal's got really huge hands, so he's got really large doorknobs.

I've got first hand knowledge that your knobs are nothing to sneeze at

Are people really this clueless?

Unbelievably, apparently they are