17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[Tattooed Goddess]

You are even more clever than the bishop who read Gulliver's Travels and declared that he didn't believe a word of it.

I am thinking of ending my subscription to this thread. These responses are no longer funny to me.

The stupid, it burns

The sad part is seeing the rage people have because they believe you are claiming to have a dick that big. Are they afraid someone is going to believe you and pass their dick up?

It reminds me of this thread http://www.lpsg.org/36003-girl-for-webcam-fun.html

 

[LPSGeezer]

Tape measures may never lie, but if you look closely at the 1" mark you'll see that it's doubled under and ends on 10", a tape measure does not have that doubled piece when you put it around anything correctly. No big, it's your fantasy and made someone wet.

 

[JF]

Unfortunately, I don't think anyone but the dunderhead who posted it can remove it.

'Lier' removed.

..... We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

 

[Calboner]

'Lier' removed.

..... We now return to our regularly scheduled programming.

Thanks, JF.

Tape measures may never lie, but if you look closely at the 1" mark you'll see that it's doubled under and ends on 10"

"If you look closely" is the best part. As if I didn't take some trouble lining up the tape measure so that the fold was visible. :34:

 

[Countryguy63]

Tape measures may never lie, but if you look closely at the 1" mark you'll see that it's doubled under and ends on 10", a tape measure does not have that doubled piece when you put it around anything correctly. No big, it's your fantasy and made someone wet.

Seriously, go back and read the thread ...look closely

 

[JF]

3 months without any replies . . . someone has to bump this soon . . .

 

[Mule]

I still think this is the best thread on LPSG, bar none.

LPSG IQ test indeed.

 

[Pendlum]

I don't know, the "girl for webcam fun" brings out the morons too.

Also, totally legit, obv. :tongue:

 

[JF]

I don't know, the "girl for webcam fun" brings out the morons too. :tongue:

Morons ? Here ? Surely not :wink: - http://www.lpsg.org/36003-girl-for-webcam-fun.html

 

[Snakebyte]

Best thread evarrrr!

Cal, seriously... you've proven the incredible and endless stupidity of mankind. May I propose you for the Nobel Prize? Einstein just spoke about that stupidity but never had any evidence.

 

[NEWREBA]

I think it's a cute one actually.

 

[Endued]

despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!

guys i think this is a fake

 

[Calboner]

guys i think this is a fake

A fake what, though?

 

[D_Jimmy Jammer]

I don't think you'd get your hand around it if it were that close to 11" girth, callboner. I take it you mean, length 7"?

 

[dizzyryan]

Either way you have it folks, the man's got a delicious dick that I'd be proud to sit and spin on any time of day or night. So put that in your juice box and suck it.

 

[maxcok]

'Lier' removed.

uh uh. I'm liering at it right now.

 

[Snakebyte]

damn...
I see dumb people.. they're writing posts like any other people.. they don't even know that they're fucking dumb.

 

[D_Jimmy Jammer]

I see dumb people.. they're writing posts like any other people.. they don't even know that they're fucking dumb.

Well, dumb people see dumb people.
It's a known fact.
F*ckwit.

 

[curious_angel]

This thread is hilarious and depressing at the same time!

Thumbs up to Cal for instigating the entertainment :biggrin1:

 

[Snakebyte]

Well, dumb people see dumb people.
It's a known fact.
F*ckwit.

You just have proven my point. Thanks sweetheart. :biggrin1: