17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[D_Jimmy Jammer]

Sheesh, this thread's still going?
Nice Cal.

I prostrate myself before Your Hugeness.

I prostate myself before your Hugeness. :biggrin1:

 

[fireman1294]

I agree it's a yardstick on the ground. and the girth one you can see where he tucked the folded tape under itself to take up the slack and give a bigger reading.

 

[maxcok]

Living next door to maxcok is a pain in the eye. It has it's upsides though :biggrin1:.

It's up baby, it's up. At least you didn't say 'pain in the ass'.
Crap, that was sposed to say 'next door neighbor'. Damn laptop poltergeist ate another word. Grrrr.

LOL This guy should be banned just for posting these pictures and lying! I take offense to him thinking all of us in this forum are stupid enough to believe him LOL! Put the ruler right on top and post that picture, not on the ground lol!

I agree it's a yardstick on the ground. and the girth one you can see where he tucked the folded tape under itself to take up the slack and give a bigger reading.

^ And the parade of geniuses continues . . . .

 

[D_Jimmy Jammer]

I agree it's a yardstick on the ground. and the girth one you can see where he tucked the folded tape under itself to take up the slack and give a bigger reading.

Are you serious, fireman?

And the parade of geniuses continues . . . .

Hope you're not referring to me, maxcock.
My tongue's firmly between my cheeks.

 

[maxcok]

Hope you're not referring to me, maxcock.
My tongue's firmly between my cheeks.

Wouldn't you rather put your tongue firmly between my cheeks?

 

[D_Tyrone_Tittickler]

Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!

Hey Cal,

Why would you use lpsg iq test, moron bait, you blockheads, etc. as tags?
OMG !!!!! Are you trying to tell all of us that you are not really 17" x 10 3/4"? That this thread was all a farce? Boy, you really had all of us fooled! :redface:

 

[D_Choad Lowe]

you are not really 17" x 10 3/4"? That this thread was all a farce? Boy, you really had all of us fooled! :redface:

you're just jealous :biggrin1:

 

[D_Tyrone_Tittickler]

you're just jealous :biggrin1:

.....and gullible!

 

[LaFemme]

First I cried because I was laughing so hard...
Then I cried because I feared for the human race...
Then I got practical... next guy I date reads this post. His response will dictate the success or failure of our relationship.

And seriously, best post EVER!!!

 

[Mule]

next guy I date reads this post. His response will dictate the success or failure of our relationship.

That won't work though - I already know the story behind this thread.

 

[B_drewdude152001]

Haha dumb. With a little forced perspective we could all look huge! But come on guys, don't take it seriously guys; he is being facetious.

 

[LaFemme]

That won't work though - I already know the story behind this thread.

Damn! Guess I need an LPSG virgin... seen one around? lol

 

[Mule]

Damn! Guess I need an LPSG virgin... seen one around? lol

I can pretend if you can forget you ever saw me.

 

[B_BigHeadRodd]

OP, I'm really happy for you, and ima let you finish...

...But ibvettguy had one of the greatest exaggeration lies of all time!




Pretty classic post, calboner.

 

[maxcok]

Haha dumb. With a little forced perspective we could all look huge! But come on guys, don't take it seriously guys; he is being facetious.

Really?? It's not serious? Oh wow, I feel so dumb now. Thanks for pointing that out.

btw, what does facetious mean?

 

[Calboner]

btw, what does facetious mean?

"Full of feces."

 

[maxcok]

"Full of feces."

Oh. Sorry to hear you're facetious. Here, try this.

 

[The_Judge]

If your cock were really that big instead of using faked measurements (ruler on floor 30 inches below your cock to alter perspective on length, tape cut and spliced to make girth seem bigger), you'd fucking PASS OUT when you got hard! It would take three quarts of blood to fill a cock that big. Still, it's pretty nice hunk o' meat.

 

[whoknowes]

oh lord... here we go with the OPTICAL ISSUSIONS AGAIN... its still a nice one Cal...

 

[Calboner]

Oh. Sorry to hear you're facetious. Here, try this.

Mmm, chocolate!