17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[maxcok]

Mmm, chocolate!

chocolat?


http://www.sydesjokes.com/pictures/c/chocolate_penis_icecream.jpg

 

[LaFemme]

I can pretend if you can forget you ever saw me.

Apparently.... LPSG is the place to pretend - the home of the 17 inch penis!

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

Well.its all in fun so wtf?

 

[Indelicate]

"Full of feces."

I can't believe this thread has been going on for so long. Cal, are you going for a record here? Don't these people know farce when they see it? I find it amusing, but it still makes me sad that people are so gullible. It's no wonder this culture is going to hell in a hand basket.

 

[Calboner]

I can't believe this thread has been going on for so long. Cal, are you going for a record here? Don't these people know farce when they see it? I find it amusing, but it still makes me sad that people are so gullible. It's no wonder this culture is going to hell in a hand basket.

I have no control over how long the thread goes on (and there are plenty that are much longer). In any case, when I started it, I thought the satirical intent was clear. I have come to think that it is not fair to classify the respondents who fail to discern that intent as "gullible dummies" (I didn't contribute that thread tag, by the way), as a lot of pretty lame attempts at fakery appear on this site. But I still think that it shows obtuseness to read a message text like "Despair, ye peewee 8x6-ers" without getting a clue.

 

[canon]

Calboner..... the length of your penis is 8.5 times the width of your thumb.

My thumb is .75 inches wide and if you use my thumb width times 8.5 what do you get? 6.375 inches?

Also, notice that the tape measure is doubled on the right side when you are measuring girth. What's that all about?

You have a nice cock. Why do you need to bs?

 

[maxcok]

Calboner..... the length of your penis is 8.5 times the width of your thumb.

My thumb is .75 inches wide and if you use my thumb width times 8.5 what do you get? 6.375 inches?

Also, notice that the tape measure is doubled on the right side when you are measuring girth. What's that all about?

You have a nice cock. Why do you need to bs?

Oh Cal, you is busted!

Oh wait, maybe you have tiny thumbs.

It's the end of civilization as we know it.

 

[Mule]

You have a nice cock. Why do you need to bs?

17 proven inches is one hell of a nice cock, huh?

 

[dizzyryan]

You all need to calm down and take a xanex or 6, if the man thinks, nay knows his cock is 17+" then let him think that, quit badgering him. I couldn't care less. But i will say this, I'd sit, spin, suck, blow, etc. on him for DAYS at a time; wear that big boy OUT!

 

[look4ladz]

Total Bullshit!! Worse than Gaydar inches!!

 

[Calboner]

You know, when I post messages like this one:

I have no control over how long the thread goes on (and there are plenty that are much longer). In any case, when I started it, I thought the satirical intent was clear. I have come to think that it is not fair to classify the respondents who fail to discern that intent as "gullible dummies" (I didn't contribute that thread tag, by the way), as a lot of pretty lame attempts at fakery appear on this site. But I still think that it shows obtuseness to read a message text like "Despair, ye peewee 8x6-ers" without getting a clue.

and still get posts like the ones from Canon and Look4ladz (I'm not sure what to make of the one from Dizzyryan), I feel like someone trying to alert drivers who are barreling along a road in the fog that there is a collision ahead, and helplessly watching the heedless fools crash into one another.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

I can only guess that a lot of peeps read the OP, don't read any further posts, don't read the tags (who does? I seldom do), and can't catch the self-parodic tone of "Despair, ye peewee 8x6-ers" ... and then, aloft on their Holmesian horsefeathers, fire off a broadside.

Sure. But Cal's phhucked if he thinks his unit is 17" x 10-3/4".

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

You know, when I post messages like this one:

and still get posts like the ones from Canon and Look4ladz (I'm not sure what to make of the one from Dizzyryan), I feel like someone trying to alert drivers who are barreling along a road in the fog that there is a collision ahead, and helplessly watching the heedless fools crash into one another.

The positive side of this is that it's provided endless entertainment for the rest of us. I'll just consider this an unintentional community service on your part and I thank you sir.

 

[maxcok]

You know, when I post messages like this one:

and still get posts like the ones from Canon and Look4ladz (I'm not sure what to make of the one from Dizzyryan), I feel like someone trying to alert drivers who are barreling along a road in the fog that there is a collision ahead, and helplessly watching the heedless fools crash into one another.

I can only guess that a lot of peeps read the OP, don't read any further posts, don't read the tags (who does? I seldom do), and can't catch the self-parodic tone of "Despair, ye peewee 8x6-ers" ... and then, aloft on their Holmesian horsefeathers, fire off a broadside.

An peeps these days is stoopid.

 

[jpk338]

Damned straight. My photos are genuine and unaltered!

You must be a politician!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:tongue:

 

[Indelicate]

*sigh*

 

[InkedDudeFLA]

Your cock is amazing!!!!

 

[D_Hammond Happydipper]

Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

it's a optical illusion I can tell


as I helped my brother out with his photo class a few
times

they do it in pronos to make them selfs look even bigger

 

[maxcok]

it's a optical illusion I can tell

they do it in pronos to make them selfs look even bigger

That may be true, but I know that when Cal tried to do porn, all the girls went on strike cause they didn't want that monstrous thing anywhere near them. I know it's true cause he told me so himself. So there.

 

[Calboner]

it's a optical illusion I can tell

I wouldn't even call it that.

they do it in pronos to make them selfs look even bigger

As they say in Avenue Q, the Internet is for pron.