Very nice tool. It doesn't look like 17inches to me though. I don't know all the tricks and illusions people are mentioning so I don't care! The fact of the matter is you have a huge cock and whatever size it is..that's what it is! Very thick and gorgeous cock my man.
um dude, you know you are only 8 by 6. you used foreshortening (the ruler is a long ways away from your stuff) to make it look longer, and if your look to the right on your girth pic you can see the tape measure folded under. oh, and you dick must have grown because in your other pictures your dick barely holds 8 quarters on it. each quarter is 31/32 long that would make your dick less than 8 inches. your dick is well above average every where except here, here it is just average. have good day
You showed him!um dude, you know you are only 8 by 6. you used foreshortening (the ruler is a long ways away from your stuff) to make it look longer, and if your look to the right on your girth pic you can see the tape measure folded under. oh, and you dick must have grown because in your other pictures your dick barely holds 8 quarters on it. each quarter is 31/32 long that would make your dick less than 8 inches. your dick is well above average every where except here, here it is just average. have good day
And we're all so happy you did. Merry Christmas indeed. :rofl:Had to bump this for the Holidays.:smile:
Fixed that for you. :tongue:If you bullshit, they will come![]()
Fixed that for you!You should shoVE it proudly :wink:
Sorry that is not a 17" x 10 3/4" dick it's a seven inch dowsing stick,looking to find a pool of dream water. Thanks,though for the snake oil.
Very well said![]()
You showed him!
And we're all so happy you did. Merry Christmas indeed. :rofl:
Oh Cal, the lengths you go to for your LPSG pals.I'm sure those guys have no idea of how much effort it took to get the fold in the tape to appear clearly in the shot.![]()
Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!
And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!
Ha...you do have a sense of humor. I have a normal male thumbnail size which is 5/8th's of an inch wide. So, if your penis is 9 times the length of the width of your thumbnail you can conclude that you are 6-6.5 inches. That is what it looks like to me. It is what it is!