17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[andrew999999999]

lol, can't believe people think it's really that big. Have you not noticed his thumb in the length pic? It's about half the length of his cock. He must have 8'' thumbs, and huge fore and middle fingers.

 

[maxcok]

lol, can't believe people think it's really that big. Have you not noticed his thumb in the length pic? It's about half the length of his cock. He must have 8'' thumbs, and huge fore and middle fingers.

I'm sure he does, especially his middle finger. :fu::biggrin2:







What is this, the thumb police all of a sudden?

 

[Countryguy63]

Oh Max,

You say the most erotic things *beats eye lashes* :flowers1:

 

[Pompeynate]

lol, can't believe people think it's really that big. Have you not noticed his thumb in the length pic? It's about half the length of his cock. He must have 8'' thumbs, and huge fore and middle fingers.

I can't believe people still think he's being serious...

And still don't read the thread before posting... :tongue:

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

17 x 10 3/4?i was thinking 18 x 11.

 

[Calboner]

17 x 10 3/4?i was thinking 18 x 11.

I could round the figures upward like that, but I believe in being perfectly accurate.

 

[maxcok]

Oh Max,

You say the most erotic things *beats eye lashes* :flowers1:

aaaaahhh . . . . c'mere ya big lug. :kiss:

I could round the figures upward like that, but I believe in being perfectly accurate.

You need to get out the calipers.

 

[checkin]

"OK ... it's a game, a game where you jump to conclusions."

 

[lpsg_guy]

Can I have half of that

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

Jonah falcon has gotta feel mighty small...pun intended.:redface:

 

[D_Aston Asstonne]

I could round the figures upward like that, but I believe in being perfectly accurate.

Accuracy on the net???there is no such thing.

 

[xavilqar]

Ah ah ah. Great!!!!

 

[DiscoBoy]

And still none of you actually bothered to read through the ENTIRE thread!

Lol, so funny!! :tongue:

You don't say! Ya mean, despite the fact that I had already responded to this thread several times throughout its existence, I was still unable to catch the humour?

Clueless.

 

[kmiller]

Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!

you do have a big cock but how do you come up with a huge 11'' girth thats to funny maybe we need a class on how to use a tape measure

 

[Calboner]

:banghead2:

Tags

gullible dummies, lpsg iq test, moron bait, perfect joke thread, satire, you blockheads

 

[maxcok]

you do have a big cock but how do you come up with a huge 11'' girth thats to funny maybe we need a class on how to use a tape measure

and a class on how to use calipers.

or maybe we need a class on satire.

or just reading and comprehension.

 

[Countryguy63]

:banghead2:

So Frikken Classic!! Wow

 

[Pompeynate]

You don't say! Ya mean, despite the fact that I had already responded to this thread several times throughout its existence, I was still unable to catch the humour?

Clueless.

Aww don't throw your dummy outa the pram, not my fault your "humour" failed to show through in your post... :wink:

Touchy.

 

[B_Acockyteen]

ya nice try dude. Goes to show not all of us 17"x10"s are real. just some

 

[tennesseeboy]

you wish it was...geez dude people on here are not stupid...so just make a video of you measuring it and you can have the last laugh...but we all know thats NEVER gonna happen...at the most its 7 and thats pushing it...lol