17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[maxcok]

you wish it was...geez dude people on here are not stupid...so just make a video of you measuring it and you can have the last laugh...but we all know thats NEVER gonna happen...at the most its 7 and thats pushing it...lol

Lawd, lawd, the irony.

 

[Countryguy63]

Lawd, lawd, the irony.

This is unreal, seriously :thinking:

 

[BJs4You IL]

kill me with it!

yep...it is a whopper...now wtf good is it...kill someone with that weapon...yeah big fucking deal you got a large unit...sit on it and spin....i will keep my 7 incher and be happy...MERRY CHRISTMAS TO YOU AND YOUR DICK............

 

[Rob_81]

Okay, not to cast aspersions, but that first pic looks like the ruler is on the floor and you're standing up, creating an optical illusion.

 

[maxcok]

Okay, not to cast aspersions, but that first pic looks like the ruler is on the floor and you're standing up, creating an optical illusion.

We covered that in class already.

 

[goedpaul]

Good looking cock, hat's off

 

[midlifebear]

Cal, much as I love you it appears your "monster" turns to to left so much it could pass a driving test. :wink:

 

[hsarge]

The old 'yardstick on the floor' and 'fold in tape' tricks.

 

[Patchos]

Wow, it's soo big. OMG that would never fit in me!

 

[maxcok]

Wow, it's soo big. OMG that would never fit in me!

Even though it's not directed at me, just seeing you type those words makes me totally hard.

Thanks for the great wank material; I'm going to jack off now.

God bless LPSG and the internets.

 

[windowsxprelease]

How many times did you wrap the tape around your penis? You keep lying to yourself.

 

[AlphaMale]

How many times did you wrap the tape around your penis? You keep lying to yourself.

Rollin', rollin', rollin' ... keep them doggies rollin'... :tongue:

 

[100percentpimp]

just look on his xtube account. he shows the real measurements lol

 

[D_JuanAFock]

This thread is hilarious and frightening at the same time.

 

[Calboner]

Yesterday I was thinking about this thread and the photos in it and wondering how on earth anyone could think that the fold in the tape was only shown by accident or that a line like "Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!" was meant seriously. ("Ye"? Come on, now--"ye"?)

 

[AlphaMale]

Yesterday I was thinking about this thread and the photos in it and wondering how on earth anyone could think that the fold in the tape was only shown by accident or that a line like "Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!" was meant seriously. ("Ye"? Come on, now--"ye"?)

Hey now, pirates can be serious too! :tongue:

 

[Pauly_D]

Rulers and tape measures never lie...but he does have a 9" thumb and 4" long pubic hair.

to bag the tape measure is tucked and the ruler is a couple of inches under his cock ....i wanna say hes pretty average and pathetic for trying to make it look like hes hung

 

[Calboner]

Yesterday I was thinking about this thread and the photos in it and wondering how on earth anyone could think that the fold in the tape was only shown by accident or that a line like "Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!" was meant seriously. ("Ye"? Come on, now--"ye"?)

to bag the tape measure is tucked and the ruler is a couple of inches under his cock ....i wanna say hes pretty average and pathetic for trying to make it look like hes hung

I always underestimate the population of driveling imbeciles. "To bag," indeed.

 

[agudam]

It's probably the only 'show off' thread in which an organ other than the genitals is being shown off!

 

[Calboner]

It's probably the only 'show off' thread in which an organ other than the genitals is being shown off!

If you are referring to the brain, then I think that most of the show-offs in this thread have exhibited a meager endowment in that respect.