17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[ManofThunder]

I can't see anything wrong with those pics. Looks legit to me.

 

[kurios]

Give your head a shake man

 

[agudam]

If you are referring to the brain, then I think that most of the show-offs in this thread have exhibited a meager endowment in that respect.

I agree. Perhaps intelligence varies inversely with the size of the penis. And the intelligent ones probably keep themselves off the 'show off' thread for the same reason!

 

[Calboner]

Perhaps intelligence varies inversely with the size of the penis.

I find that suggestion preposterous no matter which way it is applied to me.

 

[pomaz59]

Yesterday I was thinking about this thread and the photos in it and wondering how on earth anyone could think that the fold in the tape was only shown by accident or that a line like "Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!" was meant seriously. ("Ye"? Come on, now--"ye"?)

well, i guess you'll never know how many of those guys turned your sarcastic humour against you by acting like they would take this thread seriously.


speaking of which, i love your ruler picture, looks like it could be 18 inches bone-pressed! very nice!
not sure about the girth measurment though... looks like a fake but i could be wrong.

 

[nitzaski]

That is an effect of my cock's gravitational field, which causes spacetime to double over itself.

My favourite retort!

Funny, funny thread - and I believe you, Cal :wink:

 

[agudam]

I find that suggestion preposterous no matter which way it is applied to me.

Of course you would. You ARE 17" x 10-3/4".

 

[AlphaMale]

I can't see anything wrong with those pics. Looks legit to me.

I know me too, totally agree. Biggest cock on the site hands down... look out Jonah!! :biggrin1:

 

[ManofThunder]

I know me too, totally agree. Biggest cock on the site hands down... look out Jonah!! :biggrin1:

Hell yeah. No doubt about it.

 

[claddagh]

I've always admired you Calboner and don't know how I missed this thread over the years - but thank you for the giggles and laughs. I read the whole thing this afternoon and it's great! Although the stupid people were getting a little annoying by page 30. But it's kind of like an accident - you just have to keep watching until it's over.

I am amazed at the people that not only didn't get it, but didn't get it 3 months later, and 3 months after that... WOW! For real, they didn't remember the thread, your pictures or anything...well I guess that I shouldn't be surprised that if they didn't get the humor, they also wouldn't remember that they already read it and responded to it.

Thanks again for the laughs. Also, let me take this time to thank you for all of your pictures, I've enjoyed looking at your gallery for a long time. You are definitely one hot stud!

 

[MickeyLee]

Mr. Calboner isn't even fully aroused in those pictures. he was thinking about complex mathematical equations.

his full tumescent state can only be photographed from space.
like the great wall of china.
Hubble was booked that weekend.

 

[ManofThunder]

Mr. Calboner isn't even fully aroused in those pictures. he was thinking about complex mathematical equations.

his full tumescent state can only be photographed from space.
like the great wall of china.
Hubble was booked that weekend.

Yeah, he's awesome and can seriously reach 17 inches in length. What a guy.

 

[Calboner]

I assure you all, I did not intend this to be any sort of test of intelligence. I tried to make the ironic intent as obvious as possible.

 

[MickeyLee]

is the peen, Mr. Calboner.. gazing too long *teehee* at ya peen's magnificence is surely the way into madness.

of in this thread's case... stupidity :smile:

 

[1kmb1]

what a dick

:biggrin1:

 

[Gibzy]

What a bell end lol

 

[MickeyLee]

*blink*

you been around since 2009? and ya still don't get it?


*first post fail*

 

[ManofThunder]

*blink*

you been around since 2009? and ya still don't get it?


*first post fail*

The pics are obviously legit. Silly people.

 

[Calboner]

From another thread:

For a true 17" dick, you can't go far wrong with this thread - http://www.lpsg.org/114980-17-x-10-3-4-a.html

:biggrin1:

That evoked this reply:

fake as fuck. not even close to 17 inches

To which I replied:

You are as astute as the bishop who, after reading Gulliver's Travels, declared that he didn't believe a word of it.

And this is what came back:

And you are absolutely delusional if you thought you would fool anyone with common sense for even a split second.

What do you say, all? Does Kevin deserve a prize of some sort?

 

[mephistopheles]

Haha, it's all about perspective. You should work behind a camera Cal.

I honestly thought you'd get more than just one person thinking this was serious. Haha