17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[checkin]

Bumping for the Holidays, and the inevitable train wreck ... enjoy!

 

[Hung_MN]

Every penis could look 17" if they laid the ruler on the floor and away from their penis.... I'll be a believe when we have a side by side comparison

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Every penis could look 17" if they laid the ruler on the floor and away from their penis.... I'll be a believe when we have a side by side comparison

I believe our dear Calboner was actually making that very point. Too many deceiving camera angles and measurements. So he finally created something to show us just how easy it could be.

 

[Mule]

I believe our dear Calboner was actually making that very point. Too many deceiving camera angles and measurements. So he finally created something to show us just how easy it could be.

It doesn't matter how many times it is pointed out, there's always someone that adds to the thread taking it completely seriously. Too funny.

I think someone already said that this thread is the gift that never stops giving. A true masterpiece by Calboner. It never gets old!

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

It's like the "Couple for Webcam Fun" by PeachyBum.

 

[Countryguy63]

Bumping for the Holidays, and the inevitable train wreck ... enjoy!

Any train that hits a 17" cock is inevitably going to wreck :stooges:

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Come over to the house Cal,and I'll show you how to pump that monster up to 20x15

 

[Calboner]

D'oh! :doh:

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Once I'm home alone later tonight....I'll be watching Calboner's Xtube videos.....it shall be torture since I can't touch myself down there. There are always nipples right?

 

[D_Josiah Fartlette]

Dear Amazing Cal,
Priceless! Brilliant! Bravo! I'm only sorry that I didn't come across this masterpiece of a thread earlier. I love you, man! Such a riotous window into the levels of, um, lack of clarity ;-) that surround us.
Keep up the good fight for truth and justice, Mighty Olympian!

 

[GBB]

Are you sure? It looks more like 17.25 to me. Oh btw did you know that the word gullible is not printed in any English dictionary by law? Look it up if you don't believe me!

 

[185248]

Straight after this pic was taken....this monsters owner was rushed to hospital. It refused to go down and be limp, the owner suffered severe heart problems and spent some time convalescing in a small not very well lit room.

 

[whoknowes]

Cal... didn't you pull this same stunt a while back???
We all know the yard stick is on the floor & you are standing over it.....
Still, you DO have a nice dick.

 

[Countryguy63]

and the saga continues

 

[MickeyLee]

the stupidity on display is quite worrisome. :frown:

eta: :redface:

 

[Calboner]

the stupidity on displace is quite worrisome. :frown:

Don't you mean "da stupidity in dis place"?

 

[MickeyLee]

Don't you mean "da stupidity in dis place"?

if only. :sigh:

i meant "on display" :redface:

 

[D_GlennFeckless]

I can't believe I just stumbled across this for the first time. I'm giddy with delight at how many other threads can now be retired. Calboner has proven, beyond a shadow of a doubt, that such monsters do exist, not only in the true stories of all those who have been so generous to share them with us, but live and photo verified here on LPSG!!!!

Dude, I wanna get an operation so I can have your baby and propagate the superior species.

 

[Calboner]

if only. :sigh:

i meant "on display" :redface:

On this tray? No, no, no, señora! "Too much butter—uno, dos, tres!"

 

[jack7256]

Yardstick on the floor. I learned this optical illunsion trick in junior high. ALSO, if it was truly 17" you hand would look a lot smaller. Still a nice cock, more like 7" I'd say