17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[Tattooed Goddess]

Yardstick on the floor. I learned this optical illunsion trick in junior high. ALSO, if it was truly 17" you hand would look a lot smaller. Still a nice cock, more like 7" I'd say

Thank you for setting him straight on this issue.

We almost let him get away with it until you and 300 other Captains of the Obvious pointed it out.

 

[titsmagee9]

I think the funniest thing about this thread isn't just the fact that people think hes serious, its when they try to guess his real size, e.g. yeah right, more like 6 inches, when really Calboner has a legit, perfectly measured 8 by 6.5 monster down there.

 

[dickapick]

Yardstick on the floor. I learned this optical illunsion trick in junior high. ALSO, if it was truly 17" you hand would look a lot smaller. Still a nice cock, more like 7" I'd say

Really? Thought he just had extraordinary big hands.

 

[Mule]

Yardstick on the floor. I learned this optical illunsion trick in junior high. ALSO, if it was truly 17" you hand would look a lot smaller. Still a nice cock, more like 7" I'd say

See how the tags on this thread include moron bait? You've just taken the bait. Guess what that makes you?

 

[CrookedHalo]

You've just taken the bait.

Yeah, but what a tasty piece of bait to nibble on...

 

[D_mvn76d5]

Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

Very nice dear! Would love to do all sorts of dirty things to that monster of yours!!

 

[DaddiesBoy]

ahahahaha.... this must be a joke.

 

[checkin]

This thread was supposed to be bumped on April 1st.

 

[PisellinoItaly]

Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!

Dude your dick is big but not as big as you say!

 

[Mule]

Dude your dick is big but not as big as you say!

Another winner.

 

[tamati]

gullible dummies, lpsg iq test, misleading, moron bait, perfect joke thread, satire, you blockheads

= teh awesome!

 

[Daisy]

Dude your dick is big but not as big as you say!

Dude, honestly it is. Calboner lives next door to my ex boyfriend's cousin's roomate and I actually measured it myself. This is totally legit.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

Someone needs to bump that Couple for Webcam fun everytime this one gets taken seriously. I just can't think of one without the other. A proverbial Not-So-Ying-Yang

 

[D_Miranda_Wrights]

Why don't we have more threads tagged "moron bait"?

 

[PisellinoItaly]

Dude, honestly it is. Calboner lives next door to my ex boyfriend's cousin's roomate and I actually measured it myself. This is totally legit.

i wrong sorry before i red he was a lot bigger something as 17x10inch was anbeliveble but an 8x6 for sure sorry!

 

[B_RHICXS]

Woah I completely overestimated your size. I thought is was a 20 incher for sure.

 

[Countryguy63]

Dude, honestly it is. Calboner lives next door to my ex boyfriend's cousin's roomate and I actually measured it myself. This is totally legit.

I didn't measure it myself, but I heard that your cousin's boyfriend's roomate's sister told someone that they did, and they all assured me it was true :smile:

 

[bigboi!]

:redface:nice centimetres you got there Cal sorry dude defo nt inches its big tho

 

[B_lykaner]

Reading the comments has made me a little bit sad about the state of this community.

 

[Countryguy63]

Reading the comments has made me a little bit sad about the state of this community.

Ya, but I'll betcha you chuckled a bit too :tongue: