Definitely a thread that keeps on giving.
Dude - the photo evidence is there. Stop feeding the naysayers!
Dude - the photo evidence is there. Stop feeding the naysayers!
17" x 10-3/4", photo verified
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Someone needs to go around collecting the voter registration cards from anyone who believes this thread was meant to be taken seriously.
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Typical this picks up again on April Fools.... #suckers
Nice one for starting it Cal.
Nice one for starting it Cal.
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Should have posted that on april 1st. Still very funny and I see your point, lol. As my gf said "how many nickles can you balance on your dick, that should be the standard test".
Nope. Your gf is wrong. Best test is "how many hands can you put around your shaft?". Believe it. It's because of this we know Mandingo is huge and the OP Calboner is around the same size.
http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/174351d1333389081-17-x-10-3-4-comparison-calboner-mandingo-jpg
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She has been wrong before, on june 3rd, 2009. Good point your making since hands are always the same size. Viewing the link, I guess I'm as large as fuck, since I too can do the 3 fister. But 10 coins is always 10 coins, hard to fake. But I see your point and will let her know. Peace.
I am flattered that you would make such a comparison, and I am sorry to introduce any sort of serious discussion into this celebration of dimness, but I have to disagree. The hand-grip test varies widely according to the size of the hands being used and their placement on the shaft. Mandingo's dick is easily over 9 inches long, and mine is not quite 8.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled idiocy. . . .
Mr. Calboner... I volunteer myself to fully verify for everyone here your exact size. Let's see... you can measure three ways... Orall, vaginally or I'll give you another third (or fourth) hand there...
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I am flattered that you would make such a comparison, and I am sorry to introduce any sort of serious discussion into this celebration of dimness, but I have to disagree. The hand-grip test varies widely according to the size of the hands being used and their placement on the shaft. Mandingo's dick is easily over 9 inches long, and mine is not quite 8.
And now, back to our regularly scheduled idiocy. . . .
Its easy. you should grab only the shaft with both hands not touching your balls nor pressing lower hand against the ballsac. just like mandingo and girl Linn Karter do when the grab mandingo dick.
in your shower pic you grab only your shaft with your hands without pressing ballsac just like mandingo and the girl do.
Hand size?. let me tell you I,m shure the girl who grabs mandingo shaft with both hands don't has bigger hands than you.
think about it.
hand size?
Look the following link to another mandingo video screencap
http://www.lpsg.org/attachments/173382d1332847880-do-u-think-mandingo-really-mandingo-screencap-jpg
I'm shure the girl in that pic holding shaft with mandingo don't has huge hands. once again think about it.
people say mandingo is 9 or 10 inch cause this is what the want to believe.
it takes more than three hands of a girl to cover a 10 inch ruler. the girl in pic grab the whole shaft from beggining to gglans with just two hands. and we arent talking about huge hands since shes a girl.
the mandingo screencaps next to your cock are a remainder of how huge a real two hander 8 inches cock is.
think about it.
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:crying: Say it isn't so! :crying:
I gave birth to an extra-big baby, just so I might be able to accommodate the mighty CalbonerPhallus.
I feel cheated.
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Well, I dont know where Mr. Boner lives but if I'm geographically more convenient I want to throw my hat in the ring for the position of verifyer :biggrin1::wink:
can u just save the wonderful people of this site the trouble of looking through ur fake pics. yes your dick is big but not 11 inches in thickness big. you must have us mistaken for legally blind people who cant see an 11 inch thick penis when we see one. just quit trying to back up your bullshit measurements and get on with your life brahh. your like that guy who argues that the sky is green when we can all see for ourselves that its blue.
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