17" x 10-3/4", photo verified
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(Maybe not, but if you are merely pretending to be too dim to recognize irony even when it is piled on with a shovel, then you have certainly fooled me.Please... for god's sake. don't think you can really fool someone with those pics... i mean no- one can teel that the tape measure is folded on the girth pic.
And now, back to our regular scheduled blustering.)
Who are you to doubt my hugeness, you meaningless repeating letter? You don't even have a photo gallery! I'll bet your pee-pee is too small even to be visible to a normal camera lens!
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Hmm"17" x 10-3/4", photo verified" or"Lets See How Dense LPSG Members Really Are" ??
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hmmmm...I'm surprised u haven't received offers from porn agents...
im not even close to 17 inches...and i get offers more then i care to mention from this site from agents in the porn industry...
the only thing i tell them if they will match my current income for the next 5 yrs...my pants will cum off, breeder will spew baby batter on demand and i will fuck any hole..mlae of female...
and when they ask me for my current income, and i send them a copy of my 1040 plus forms...they say...sorry to have bothered u...
my point...i think u may want to give some consideration on ur pics and how u may have over inflated the measurements...
just a thought
Please... for god's sake. don't think you can really fool someone with those pics... i mean no- one can teel that the tape measure is folded on the girth pic.
Measurings much more stupid (and hilarious) like the ones performed on porn videos from hung pornstars like Ramon, Castro Supreme or Shane Diesel had fooled thousands of dudes.
Why this one couldn't do it also?
Nice paralax on the length pic, and clever fold-over of the tape measure for the girth pic.
I'm sure my approx 8x6 is likely to get me more head and pussy then your monster, but I'm happy for you if your happy
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Cal, this is just what I needed to get a good laugh.
Uh, do some people really not get this?
Uh, do some people really not get this?
This is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I think that we have some guys on here that realy are trying this hard. lol Thank you so much. I cant belive anyone belives that you are realy trying to pull one over on us. lol
dude come on. That doesn't even look as big as mine. You extended the tape under your balls to look like your dick is reaching the 17" mark, when it really probably isnt any longer then 8 inches MAYBE MAYBE 9. And with the girth tape measure, you rolled the tape over itself until it displayed 10"... no way in hell that is 10 inches around.
Im not hating or anything, i really dont have any reason to be jealous, but just be upfront and stop trying to trick people. Just in comparison to your hand, it doesn't look 17x10... that's just ridiculous.
Im not hating or anything, i really dont have any reason to be jealous, but just be upfront and stop trying to trick people. Just in comparison to your hand, it doesn't look 17x10... that's just ridiculous.
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