17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[Neziegh]

I don't care what all you HATERS have posted here: that guy is 100% LEGIT 17x11 inches!!! Still smaller than Jonah Falcon though, obviously.

Those photos were sent to my wife by her ex (they used to fuck like 72 times a week before we dated). He was 18 yo then, 21 now from uk... so his cock is defintely still getting bigger, those pics are completely flaccid and he's 8-9+ inches.

She's also said she measured him herself... many, many, MANY times so no way in hell she could be lying - at all - hands down.

Also, this one girl I know has a friend who's friend's friend's friend's cousin has been with 10 guys who are 17x11++ already (she's 25) and she confirmed his size to be 17x11 also.

So stop being so JEALOUS that you all can't MEASURE UP!!!

I mean the guy is posting unaltered photos so there can't be any tricks right? Right... ? :wink:

Well said!

 

[talltexan1974]

I don't know if he is yanking our chain over the ridiculousness of some of these threads (which is really funny) or truly believing what he believes (which is pathetic). Either way thanks for the laugh.

 

[checkin]

My second favorite thread ... next to Huge natural tits on a thin body.:biggrin1:

 

[somebody427]

I still get a kick out of this even the second time reading it!

Oh great and wondrous Calboner, I bow down and tremble before your gargantuan member! May it grace the world with its mighty presence!

(It also baffles me how many people will read the first post on a thread, then skip to the last page and make a REALLY stupid sounding post without reading any posts before it)

 

[Calboner]

For the amusement of those who understand what my first post was all about, and on the small chance of educating those who do not, I will quote some of my replies to previous posts in this thread:

Those are INCHES, I tell you! I spit on your dinky little centimeters!

And who dares to call my size "perfect"? My phallus is MONSTROUS!

***

Pooh! It's blurry only because the camera moved. And so did my penis at the same time. That's why my dong is in sharper focus than the yardstick.

Nonsense! The measuring tape has merely been repaired with a piece of sticky tape because it burst apart under the force of my prodigious member.

You guys are just envious of my hugeness!

***

Yes, fainting is a problem. Fortunately, it's just a matter of my system adjusting. I remain rock hard all the time that I am unconscious, so that once I have woken up again, I can pick up my camera and take another picture.

***

When I was a teenager, a sudden erection once ripped through my trousers, swung up, and hit me in the face, bloodying my nose and causing me to fall over backwards. My schoolmates laughed until I threatened to whomp them with my member. Since then, I have learned to think only chaste thoughts when in public.

***

Pretending? Hah! I scorn your condescension, you non-recognizer of supreme hugeness.

***

Who are you to doubt my hugeness, you meaningless repeating letter? You don't even have a photo gallery! I'll bet your pee-pee is too small even to be visible to a normal camera lens!

Okay, that's enough. . . .

 

[sami81]

i should add that i was incredibly drunk when i saw and wrote that and didn't really read on. still, i don't really find the joke that funny but it's entertaining.

 

[ladsonbehr49]

I say do a video measuring your cock size with a tape would redo the pics with a clearer image of the tape next to your cock would satisfy most people and if not, one would have their answers.

 

[acuriousman]

hot cock and feet mmm

 

[bigdicksarebest]

Sure its 17 x 10 3/4 and I have a 20 billion dollar bank account. Learn to measure

 

[code613]

actually, lol....if you look closely on the right side of the girth shot you can see where he has folded the tape underneath. LMFAO!

 

[Calboner]

:thinking:

I say do a video measuring your cock size with a tape would redo the pics with a clearer image of the tape next to your cock would satisfy most people and if not, one would have their answers.

:headache:

Sure its 17 x 10 3/4 and I have a 20 billion dollar bank account. Learn to measure

:grumble:

actually, lol....if you look closely on the right side of the girth shot you can see where he has folded the tape underneath. LMFAO!

:cool22: "If you look closely" is a nice touch.


opcorn:

 

[David187]

This is just stupid. I can't believe I'm even taking the time to comment on it. Luckily everyone on here is fully aware of all the tricks one can do. Your cock isn't small, so you should just be happy with your 7x8", or whatever it is, and not feel the need to exaggerate.

 

[AlphaMale]

:stupid2:

:biglaugh: +1

 

[hungtoomuch]

I really believe it.

To me it's as credible as the "measurements" performed on Castro Supreme's video or the famous video featuring that "accurate measurement" of Shane Diesel's "10 inches" cock.

How can you, guys, question about evidences as solid as these?

Let's just say there is NO question about your cock. That is MAGNIFICENT!!! If you are in SoCal, look me up....

 

[Calboner]

This is just stupid.

:yup:

 

[zawfi]

Awesome! I like the perspective!

 

[D_Ted Riding Hooded]

Stop now people!!! My sides are hurting too much!! :biggrin1:

 

[eric19831]

no doubt you have a great cock... but!!! the persepective in the Length shot is messed up and on the girth shot i can see where you have the measuring tape folded under.

 

[D_Calum Cutiedic]

on the girth you can clearly see the fold in the tapemeasure used to make it look thicker than it is!

 

[teutonicos]

I don´t give a shit how long it is,it´s just gorgeous,that´s what counts.Many here have one that´s longer but often ugly.-The shot I like best is the one in wet briefs,leaves something for the imagination.