17" x 10-3/4", photo verified

[D_Ted Riding Hooded]

no doubt you have a great cock... but!!! the persepective in the Length shot is messed up and on the girth shot i can see where you have the measuring tape folded under.

on the girth you can clearly see the fold in the tapemeasure used to make it look thicker than it is!

You must not have heard me...Oh well....

 

[bradhottop]

I'm glad this thread is active again. It's always good for a laugh.

 

[zawfi]

I'm glad this thread is active again. It's always good for a laugh.

I'm not sure which is funnier -- the original post, or some of the responses, especially the clueless ones.

 

[D_Dick_LeCoque]

lol, you are standing up in the first one

and the 2nd one, it is wrapped around twice.

Poor attempt

 

[thebigfelly]

measuring tape is clearly on the floor, either that or your a giant because if you look at the length of your thumb as it looks like , and turn it on its side then that means you have a 7inch thumb ,or do what i did and copy and paste into paint and slice the thumb of and rotate it then its about 7inches long,also can see your right foot in the bottom right of the picture,
so dont say its blured because camera moved or that ..easy fake, nice try tho man

 

[D_Ted Riding Hooded]

lol, you are standing up in the first one

and the 2nd one, it is wrapped around twice.

Poor attempt

:shock:

 

[checkin]

It keeps getting better and better ...

 

[D_Ted Riding Hooded]

It keeps getting better and better ...

I want to drag myself away from this thread checkin but I just can't!! :biggrin1:

'Match of the Day' is on in a bit, that my help!! :wink:

 

[MickeyLee]

must not subscribe to thread. must not subscribe to thread.

ml
i Mr Calboner and his thread/penis of endless amusement.

 

[Calboner]

no doubt you have a great cock... but!!! the persepective in the Length shot is messed up and on the girth shot i can see where you have the measuring tape folded under.

on the girth you can clearly see the fold in the tapemeasure used to make it look thicker than it is!

lol, you are standing up in the first one

and the 2nd one, it is wrapped around twice.

Poor attempt

measuring tape is clearly on the floor, either that or your a giant because if you look at the length of your thumb as it looks like , and turn it on its side then that means you have a 7inch thumb ,or do what i did and copy and paste into paint and slice the thumb of and rotate it then its about 7inches long,also can see your right foot in the bottom right of the picture,
so dont say its blured because camera moved or that ..easy fake, nice try tho man

Clearly, you have to get up pretty early in the morning to fool the eagle eyes of LPSG. :33:

I want to drag myself away from this thread checkin but I just can't!! :biggrin1:

I have the same problem. :hypnotized:

 

[D_Selmus_Swallow]

I'm amazed at how many people here completely, utterly, totally missed the joke in this thread.

 

[Mr Ed in Mass]

Gee,THANKS ALOT CALBONER!!,you just made me feel very inadequate with my measly 13 x 7! What woman would want me compared to you???
Thanks again buddy.

 

[D_gire34]

big cock, but not that big your cock is lined up with a 12 ounce beer bottle. If you measure the bottle it wont come up to 17 inches long.
You have your cock sized up with quarters. Measure the amount of quartesr you stacked up and Im sure it wont come to 17 inches. Impressive amount of quarters lined up on the cock though.

Your big but not that big. Im sure if you was that big The porn industry would hire you as long as you could perform.

Use it and dont over brag.

 

[zawfi]

I'm amazed at how many people here completely, utterly, totally missed the joke in this thread.

So am I, even after a lot of us pretty much drew them a picture. I mean, "Hello, Clueless!" lmao

 

[aaron23]

wow
what a fat meat it is

 

[D_Kissimmee Coldsore]

Oh Calboner, the cynicism of some makes me shudder. I can't believe it really has come to the stage when photographic proof is pooh-pooh'd in preference of self-delusional ideas about what is and isn't real...

I guess it's time for you to take that 17" elsewhere, somewhere it will be properly revered. The maggoty 8-inchers on this site aren't worthy anyway.

 

[popgoes7]

Inches, centimeters, bushels, coulombs, whatever units you like, Cal... it's still beautiful. And you're funny as hell.:wink:

 

[Yknarfy]

Despair, ye peewee 8-by-6-ers!

I can see the tape is folded to shorten it and that the cock is only 2" across not the 3.5" it would have to be.
Compare the size of the thumb to the length.

It's about 8" x 7".

Franky

 

[Calboner]

I'm amazed at how many people here completely, utterly, totally missed the joke in this thread.

So am I, even after a lot of us pretty much drew them a picture. I mean, "Hello, Clueless!" lmao

Gee,THANKS ALOT CALBONER!!,you just made me feel very inadequate with my measly 13 x 7! What woman would want me compared to you???
Thanks again buddy.

wow
what a fat meat it is

Oh Calboner, the cynicism of some makes me shudder. I can't believe it really has come to the stage when photographic proof is pooh-pooh'd in preference of self-delusional ideas about what is and isn't real...

I guess it's time for you to take that 17" elsewhere, somewhere it will be properly revered. The maggoty 8-inchers on this site aren't worthy anyway.

Inches, centimeters, bushels, coulombs, whatever units you like, Cal... it's still beautiful. And you're funny as hell.:wink:

:flowers1: :dance: :kiss: :banana: :tongue:

big cock, but not that big your cock is lined up with a 12 ounce beer bottle. If you measure the bottle it wont come up to 17 inches long.
You have your cock sized up with quarters. Measure the amount of quartesr you stacked up and Im sure it wont come to 17 inches. Impressive amount of quarters lined up on the cock though.

Your big but not that big. Im sure if you was that big The porn industry would hire you as long as you could perform.

Use it and dont over brag.

I can see the tape is folded to shorten it and that the cock is only 2" across not the 3.5" it would have to be.
Compare the size of the thumb to the length.

It's about 8" x 7".

Franky

:34: :banghead2: :rolleyes2: :hypnotized:

 

[D_Ezra Pounder]

man i don't know about everyone else but i strongly believe that your best feature is your perfect-shaped gym-toned ass.
and of course you have a nice dick to match it.
you really deserve a lot of ass leaking and cock/balls sucking.