Hey All,
So here is the issue. I live with two roommates in my house, both are attractive girls that I am friends with. Roommate #1 and I have had a few conversations about sex, she noticed I have Magnums, and we had the whole size conversation, she knows that I'm large down there, and its not a big deal. My other roommate though, Roommate #2 has been annoying me. She primarily dates large, muscular black dudes, and is vocal that she loves the large dicks. In her logic, I'm white, so she assumes that I have a tiny dick, and makes fun of me, and its getting on my nerves.
I can be the bigger person, and I have by just brushing off the comments. But its almost funny to me because she is making fun of me for having a small dick, when actually, I'm probably bigger than most of the big black dudes she is dating.
My GF thinks the whole situation is funny, and has not yet been around to whitness when Roommate #2 makes these comments.
I don't have anything I need to prove to her, I'm just looking for a tactful and classy way to shut her up about this without sounding like a complete douche bag.
And No, I'm not gonna whip it out for her.
So here is the issue. I live with two roommates in my house, both are attractive girls that I am friends with. Roommate #1 and I have had a few conversations about sex, she noticed I have Magnums, and we had the whole size conversation, she knows that I'm large down there, and its not a big deal. My other roommate though, Roommate #2 has been annoying me. She primarily dates large, muscular black dudes, and is vocal that she loves the large dicks. In her logic, I'm white, so she assumes that I have a tiny dick, and makes fun of me, and its getting on my nerves.
I can be the bigger person, and I have by just brushing off the comments. But its almost funny to me because she is making fun of me for having a small dick, when actually, I'm probably bigger than most of the big black dudes she is dating.
My GF thinks the whole situation is funny, and has not yet been around to whitness when Roommate #2 makes these comments.
I don't have anything I need to prove to her, I'm just looking for a tactful and classy way to shut her up about this without sounding like a complete douche bag.
And No, I'm not gonna whip it out for her.