Wanna bet she'll just find something else for making drama scenes? You just know some people like to make drama scenes - and any old pretense will do.
2 Female Roomates - Penis Size Issue
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Wanna bet she'll just find something else for making drama scenes? You just know some people like to make drama scenes - and any old pretense will do.
I'd say don't give her a chance to even touch your dick. As people say "Don't stick your dick in crazy."
I suspect she already knows how big you are and would really love to show you how much she enjoys a big cock and because you haven't succumbed to her delightful ways it could be her way of trying to get back at you. Ignore her, she isn't worth the effort.
She sounds like a self-hating nigger lover. Find a new roommate, preferably one who is not a racist.
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You serious!!!!!!!!!! God! I thought the Obungo thing on the POlitics thread was one thing but this! Fuck! lol. You are a nasty little man!
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I still think you should just get caught beating off. Could end up getting a bj or nailing it. 
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ok heres how i would play it
Option one - live with it, have a chuckle inside every time she mentions it.
option 2, have sex with your girlfriend and leave used magnums where she will see em, like the bathroom bin.
option three, go to pay for takeout and ur emergency magnums fall out of ur pocket/wallet <-that happened to me once, she just looked up and smiled.
Option one - live with it, have a chuckle inside every time she mentions it.
option 2, have sex with your girlfriend and leave used magnums where she will see em, like the bathroom bin.
option three, go to pay for takeout and ur emergency magnums fall out of ur pocket/wallet <-that happened to me once, she just looked up and smiled.
Not sure I want to stay on a site where any controversial opinions are censored.
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Get you some boxerbriefs and walk through a room she's in to show the bulge. If that doesn't work you can always pull it out and slap her with it lol.
Honestly though, you shouldn't let it get to you. She doesn't know what she's talking about. You could get your lady to chat her up and slip in that you're huge.
Honestly though, you shouldn't let it get to you. She doesn't know what she's talking about. You could get your lady to chat her up and slip in that you're huge.
Either let her catch you rubbing one out, let her catch you walking out of the shower butt-nekkid (then pull the whole, 'oh gosh, I didn't think anybody was here!' thing), or walk in on her while she's sleeping and splat a mushroom stamp on her forehead and ask her, 'Is THAT big enough for ya?!'
Any of the three should do the trick.
Any of the three should do the trick.
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an attractive girl who goes around making racist AND harsh comments to people... and you want to be the bigger person? dude, Gary Coleman could be the bigger person.
This girl will learn nothing from your politeness. You might as well try to shut her up by beating her at her own game (the only way I've ever found to shut people like that up). The way I see it, you have 2 options:
1) work a joke in to a conversation which implies that you have a big penis but you aren't extremely aware of it. Like, bring up the magnum thing subtly, or let one fall out of your wallet BY ACCIDENT while you are talking to her.
2) if she's ripping on you for being white and small, just start ripping on her for being attractive and stupid. Hot girls HATE to be called unintelligent.
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