2 Female Roomates - Penis Size Issue

[THEDUDEofDestiny]

make a whole new persona of it. change your boarder name to LargeinRacism. Show her your penis while it is wearing a minature klan costume you made in your free time. This will show her your are both handy and sensitive

 

[D_Vladimir Jurkov]

I haven't read every single comment but my guess is it's her way of trying to get you to fuck her. She knows you have a girlfriend? Than she knows that being upfront and trying to get you in bed won't work. So she gets under your skin to the point where you feel that you have to prove it to her. Be careful about this situation.

 

[305guy]

I recently had an issue similar to this come up. One of my GF's friends kept going on about how she'll only date black guys from now on because white guys can't cut it ect ect... My GF politely defended my good name and told her that I was probably more than her big studs had to offer. Her friend laughed, threw out a bunch of nonsense "facts" and claims of how big some of the guys were. While her friend was doing this, she reached under the table and began grabbing my cock thru my gym shorts and working it to hardness. After a minute or two of listening to her friends ramblings, my GF stopped her, grabbed her hand and put it on my cock making a pass up the length of it with her hand. Her friend went wide eyed, looked at my GF and said "OMG can I see it?" My GF asked "Why, you think its big?" to which she replied "It's huge! I wanna see it!" I was prepared to stand up and whip it out, but my GF being the awesomely cruel being she can be said "Sorry hunny, this belongs to me, you go play with your own 'big boys'."

I have to admit the whole scene was a bit surreal, I felt like I was watching a bad coming of age movie, but when it was all over I couldn't wipe the grin off my face and neither could my GF.

I love my GF.

 

[MercyfulFate]

Who cares what she thinks? If you've got a big dick and you know it, you don't need to advertise it. The guys who do tend to not be big, so they're compensating.

 

[Randll86]

Just hang out with ur cock out...duh

 

[Guy-jin]

I actually had something very similar happen to me. I was dating a black girl (so sexy by the way, but that's another story) and her terrible, fat girlfriends would continuously talk about how they "didn't understand us" and how I "must have a babydick". I didn't actually care that much what they had to say, but it did annoy me that she wouldn't defend me to her friends, who were just being bitches.

The solution was that I broke up with her and went on to date other sexy women who didn't have bitch friends.

My suggestion is that you just tell her she's being a bitch and that you want her to stop. Like other people said, showing her your dick or convincing her it's big, no matter how big it really is, is not going to accomplish anything.

She's a bitch. Call her out. Move on.


Edit: The other option is to get drunk with her and at some point after you come back from the bathroom, leave your pants off and give her a whirlwind cockslap to the eyehole.