2 Italians

Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by pym, Dec 13, 2008.

  1. pym

    pym New Member

    Joined:
    Jun 5, 2008
    Messages:
    1,400
    Likes Received:
    0
    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an animated conversation.
    The lady sitting behind them ignores them at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of the men say the following:

    "Emma come first.
    Den I come.
    Den two asses come together.
    I come once-a-more.
    Two asses, they come together again.
    I come again and pee twice.
    Then I come one lasta time."
    "You foul-mouthed swine, " retorted the lady indignantly. "In this country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
    "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spella Mississippi.":biggrin1:
     
  2. D_Jared Padalicki

    D_Jared Padalicki Account Disabled

    Joined:
    Mar 8, 2008
    Messages:
    8,104
    Likes Received:
    33
    Hahahaha, okey good one!
     
  3. B_Hung Jon

    B_Hung Jon New Member

    Joined:
    Jul 4, 2007
    Messages:
    5,008
    Likes Received:
    16
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Los Angeles, California

    This is a racist joke!!! I'm italian! :biggrin1:
     
  4. TurkeyWithaSunburn

    Gold Member

    Joined:
    Mar 23, 2005
    Messages:
    3,543
    Albums:
    5
    Likes Received:
    252
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Denver, Colorado
    ahh an oldie but goodie :biggrin:
     
  5. pornographicpoet

    Joined:
    Dec 3, 2008
    Messages:
    484
    Albums:
    3
    Likes Received:
    8
    Gender:
    Male
    Location:
    Prospect Park area, Brooklyn, NYC
    I find this hilarious. But I've heard this one before....
     
Draft saved Draft deleted