20 pointless questions

[tvilleguy70]

haha, Im 16 also.

^^^^^^ monster is a 16 yr old that i'd go to prison over........:wink:

 

[B_Monster]

haha, Im 16 also.

^^^^^^ monster is a 16 yr old that i'd go to prison over........:wink:

Shhhhhhh, I'll get banned

 

[268012]

If you look at the beginning of this thread at glaciers post it says age 22.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

If you look at the beginning of this thread at glaciers post it says age 22.

Well, there's often an extraordinary exercise of imagination.

Monster
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: calif no profile=no response
Age: 28
Gender: Male
90% Straight, 10% Gay
Posts: 3,614

See what I mean, BadBoy?
Oy vey!
(j/k, monst ... sorta)

 

[invisibleman]

1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?

Neo from THE MATRIX movies.

2) What's sexier, abs or guns?

Real shoot 'em up guns.


3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?

Coast-to-Coast AM with George Noory.


4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?

?rince's PFUNK song. The day he decided to showcase that one I became an ex-?rince fan.



5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?

Wasp sting.

6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?

The Amazing Race.


7) So...Gold or silver?

Gold.


8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?

Yeah. It is a party where you have a bunch of gay guys eating SKITTLES candies and Neapolitan ice cream dissing the local jaded queens. And then we critique straight porn. Calling the stud, "Princess Barbie" and the box cover starlet, "Florence Henderson".

Example: "Luis, this is a FAB-U-LOUS Rainbow party.
Okay, you beyotches put in SEYMOUR BUTTS ANAL RETENTIVE WHORES. (Luis puts in the DVD and the porn begins.)

"Oh, noooooooooo. Princess Barbie is weeweeing in Florence Henderson's choco trunk. Oh, no--he din't. Exsqueeze me. THAT is NOSTY."


9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?

Australia. Taking pictures. Videotaping everything.


10) Whopper or Big Mac?

GET ME A DOUBLE MITT WHOPPAH!!!!

11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?

No, but I wanna yell at Ann Coulter.


12) Baby is left on your doorstep...

...and I am calling Child Protective Services. Who left this baby on my friggin' doorstep?


13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?

The Nutty Professor.


14) Footloose or Flashdance

Flashdance.


15) Do you know who Kansas is?

It is a rock band.


16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?

Frozen gummy bears.



17) Ever call 867-5309?

Fuck Jenny. That is Forrest Gump's beyotch.


18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?

They have their uses. :wink:


19) plural form of cul-de-sac?

Culs-de-sac


20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore

Rory.

 

[268012]

I Do, did you save the pic of him nude. i wanna see.

 

[tvilleguy70]

Well, there's often an extraordinary exercise of imagination.

Monster is http://www.lpsg.org/images36/statusicon/user_offline.gif
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: calif no profile=no response
Age: 28
Gender: Male
90% Straight, 10% Gay
Posts: 3,614

See what I mean, BadBoy?
Oy vey!

hey, i believe him.....ROFLMFGAO!!!!!!:biggrin1:

 

[Stretch]

Well, there's often an extraordinary exercise of imagination.

Monster
Join Date: Dec 2005
Location: calif no profile=no response
Age: 28
Gender: Male
90% Straight, 10% Gay
Posts: 3,614

See what I mean, BadBoy?
Oy vey!
(j/k, monst ... sorta)

lol...Are you trying to get this thread closed Rubi? :smile:

 

[tvilleguy70]

^^^OMG....woof....YUM.....FUCK!!!!!!!!!:biggrin1:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

lol...Are you trying to get this thread closed Rubi? :smile:

Oh, I think Monster is quite good-humoured about this.
Hope he is.

 

[B_Monster]

Haha!


(j/k, monst ... sorta)[/quote]

 

[B_Monster]

Oh, I think Monster is quite good-humoured about this.
Hope he is.

Yes, I am, :smile:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Haha!

Would you go for, oh, 82.7% Straight, 17.3 Gay?
Sounds about right to me, but I've never had a ticket to ride ...:wink:

 

[B_Monster]

Would you go for, oh, 82.7% Straight, 17.3 Gay?
Sounds about right to me, but I've never had a ticket to ride ...:wink:

Anything you want Senor.

 

[Stretch]

Oh, I think Monster is quite good-humoured about this.
Hope he is.

About being outted as, well, not exactly what he claims?...Again???. lol...one would hope so, for his long term health situation, and for that matter the short term health status of this thread also:wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Anything you want Senor.

My gawwwwd, my gawwwwd.
I'm going to consult with my insurance agent.
Get back to you.

About being outted as, well, not exactly what he claims?...Again???. lol...one would hope so, for his long term health situation, and for that matter the short term health status of this thread also:wink:

You can see he's not troubled by this, Stretch.
This isn't about pics ... just about the self-willed caprice of his polymorphously perverse willy.:wink:

 

[B_Monster]

My gawwwwd, my gawwwwd.
I'm going to consult with my insurance agent.
Get back to you.

I'll be waiting with baited breath.



You can see he's not troubled by this.

Nope, Im not

 

[Stretch]

the self-willed caprice of his polymorphously perverse willy.:wink:

LOL...very nicely stated Rubi. I'm sure that flew well over the radar. Hope you don't mind if I jot that one down :smile:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

You can see he's not troubled by this.

My insurance agent?
Well, he doesn't know the risk of a closed-casket funeral.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

LOL...very nicely stated Rubi. Hope you don't mind if I jot that one down :smile:

Be my guest, Stretch.

I'll be waiting with baited breath.

And Monst, I'm going to bed now ... perchance to dream.