1) If you could be one fictional character who would you be?
Arwen Evenstar, so I could get laid by Strider/Aragorn/Elessar.
2) What's sexier, abs or guns?
abs, though a shapely ass is sexier
3) If you could go on one talk show, which would it be?
Graham Norton
4) If you could annihilate the existence of one song, which one?
Jenny by Tommy Tutone
5) Would you rather be bitten by a beaver or stung by a wasp?
wasp. I avoid beaver, pussy and fish, after all, I am Gay...
6) Would you rather compete on Survivor or The Amazing Race?
Race. Fat and gay has already been done on Survivor
7) So...Gold or silver?
gold, preferable kugerands
8) Do you know what a rainbow party is?
I assume you don't mean Jesse Jackson's version...
9) 5 week vacation, where are you going?
Germany, I love big butch blonds... though some of the women frighten me.
10) Whopper or Big Mac
Big Mac
11) Have you ever yelled at a woman named Samantha?
no
12) Baby is left on your doorstep....
Check the video tape...
13) Emmett Brown or the Nutty Professor?
Professor Brown, he could introduce me to Marty...
14) Footloose or Flashdance
Footloose, can I meet Kevin too?
15) Do you know who Kansas is?
Yes, and I still don't like them
16) Ever eat anything a normal human doesn't?
MYOB
17) Ever call 867-5309?
No, and now that damn song is stuck in my head!
18) Ever wondered what happened to love potions 1-8?
yes
19) plural form of cul-de-sac?
I knew this before seeing the originals. Culs-de-sac, same as Mothers in law.
20) Lorelai or Rory Gilmore
Lorelai's hot diner boyfriend.