22 yr old hottie auctions off virginity for $3 mil

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no way the bids she got actually come through. no fucking way people shell out 3.7 million to bang a V. i would pay less cause we all know she will be lousy. id much rather go get a good hooker for a dime or something.
 

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You know, I hope this doesn't become a lucrative fad.

With that kind of dough, it's only a matter of time before the same entrepreneurs start selling and re-selling their virginity over and over and over again to unsuspecting clients.
 

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Hmmm as soon as she accepts the money, the locals can nab her for prostitution. Then, she'll need the money for defense. However, she made the money committing an illegal act, and the government can seize it.
Why would you pay for a virgin anyways? What you want to bet her frizbee has been thrown around some already?
 

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Hmmm as soon as she accepts the money, the locals can nab her for prostitution. Then, she'll need the money for defense. However, she made the money committing an illegal act, and the government can seize it.
Why would you pay for a virgin anyways? What you want to bet her frizbee has been thrown around some already?

If you read the article...she can't be nabbed because its going down in Nevada.

Gov can't seize shit besides the taxes.

I'd pay 3 or 4 hunyin....3 mill...that guy's a little overzealous.
 

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If you read the article...she can't be nabbed because its going down in Nevada.

Gov can't seize shit besides the taxes.

I'd pay 3 or 4 hunyin....3 mill...that guy's a little overzealous.


Depends on the city statutes. Las Vegas has done a number on the legalized prostitution. Also, depending on state and federal laws, income derived from illegal activities can be seized. It happens here all the time.

So Starinvestor, did you withdraw your life savings to bid?
 
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Ok, any dude who would pay upwards of 3 million dollars for a virgin is simply not thinking outside the box.

There must be a number of virgin chicks out there in this great country who would give it up for a night's worth of crystal meth or a couple nuggets of crack cocaine.

You go to Oklahoma or Nebraska or South Dakota. Bigtime meth problems there. Take advantage. Work the tragedy towards your ends.

Securing a willing virgin can be accomplished on a few hundred bucks (meth, airfare, lodgings).
 

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I would never pay 3 million for anything sight unseen- and this chick's virginity is definitely sight unseen. :rolleyes:

She looks pretty hot, that's $ 3.7 million, brings to mind/up the question of "Indecent Proposal". Who knows, somebody may come up with it ? But it's a little too late for Spitzer. I wonder which government official will be the first to try to use taxpayer money for this ?

As for the deal falling thru, it's an auction, I'd assume there's at least an electronic bid and confirmation that's just as binding as signing a contract, so she can't lose anything here but her virginity ? At the very least, those that back out, she can sue for a breach of contract/failure to perform.

As for being a virgin, wow, that one's going to be a tough call to make ? But if at the time of settlement, she isn't a virgin, that's an out for the highest bidder, it's a material representation of the item up for auction in this particular case ?
 

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Ok, any dude who would pay upwards of 3 million dollars for a virgin is simply not thinking outside the box.

There must be a number of virgin chicks out there in this great country who would give it up for a night's worth of crystal meth or a couple nuggets of crack cocaine.

You go to Oklahoma or Nebraska or South Dakota. Bigtime meth problems there. Take advantage. Work the tragedy towards your ends.

Securing a willing virgin can be accomplished on a few hundred bucks (meth, airfare, lodgings).

Uggghhhh, the whole concept of that level of a victimization is pathetic, I don't know how anyone could even get an erection, much less go thru with it ? Everyone has low points and moments of temptation, but to sink to that level, simply requires no morals, no soul and no conscience. Of course, the whole concept of the auction has no moral compass either.