yes...
we met online and he was a tall, tanned, muscly Brazilian fella, and I asked him if everything was in proportion.... big arms, big legs, big biceps.... he said yes. So I invited him over and told him the building door was open, and the unit door was unlocked, with the simple instruction of 'let yourself in, I'll be waiting...' (I was naked in bed...)
So what does the fucker do?! Buzzes me from downstairs and asks me to escort him upstairs... its kinda hard saying 'no, Im waiting, NAKED' over the bloody intercom...
Anyway, he had a really highpitched voice, like David Beckham circa 1998.... and his dick was th second smallest I've ever had....
and he was into spanking randomly.. and agressively.... spanking is fine, but if I can satisfy myself better with my middle finger, WHY BOTHER?! Its no fun laying there and having someone repeatedly spank you saying, 'oh yeah, Daddys got it' when Daddy got NOTHIN and he sounds like a 5 yr old...
the other thing is, when you say to someone 'NO ANAL' and they keep tryin to poke their dick in ur arse, it gets annoying. I kept tilting my pelvis so he missed it, and after a while he said 'I'm tryin to put my dick in your arse' I got outta bed and said 'I TOLD YOU: NO ANAL!' it kinda pisses you off....