25 Dumb Laws

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  1. Pappy

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    Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
    Location: United States, Montana, Salisbury

    One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
    Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign

    Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
    Location: United States, California, Chico

    It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
    Location: United States, Alaska

    Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
    Location: United States, Florida

    You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
    Location: United States, Arizona

    Idiots may not vote.
    Location: United States, New Mexico

    If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
    Location: United States, Kansas

    Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
    Location: United States, California, San Francisco

    Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
    Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago

    You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
    Location: United States, Florida

    It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
    Location: United States, Illinois, Normal

    You may not ride an ugly horse.
    Location: United States, Washington, Wilbur

    The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
    Location: United States, New York

    It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
    Location: United States, Ohio

    It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
    Location: United States, Missouri, Natchez

    It is considered an offense to shower naked.
    Location: United States, Florida

    It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
    Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur

    It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
    Location: United States, Maryland, Baltimore

    A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
    Location: United States, Texas

    Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
    Location: Singapore

    It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
    Location: United States, California, San Francisco

    It is illegal to molest butterflies.
    Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove

    The molestation of trash cans is banned.
    Location: United States, Florida, Daytona Beach

    Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
    Location: United States, Texas, Houston
     
  2. Krusader

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    Chewing gum is illegal in my country too, its ridiculous
     
  3. whatireallywant

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    Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

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    YIKES!!! And then they worry if you're giving beer to an elephant or showering naked!

    One that I found amusing was that in Indiana it's illegal to take a bath in the winter. (I'm a repeat offender! Who knew?) And in Kentucky it's illegal to carry a concealed weapon larger than 6 feet long. :biggrin1: Like, uh, how are you going to conceal THAT, anyway? :biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
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    Interesting.
     
  5. B_dumbcow

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    Darn. That's my life ruined then...
     
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