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Pop bottles are not to be thrown on the ground.
Location: United States, Montana, Salisbury

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth.
Location: United States, Illinois, Champaign

Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.
Location: United States, California, Chico

It is considered an offense to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.
Location: United States, Alaska

Having sexual relations with a porcupine is illegal.
Location: United States, Florida

You may not have more than two dildos in a house.
Location: United States, Arizona

Idiots may not vote.
Location: United States, New Mexico

If two trains meet on the same track, neither shall proceed until the other has passed.
Location: United States, Kansas

Persons classified as "ugly" may not walk down any street.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire.
Location: United States, Illinois, Chicago

You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on Thursdays.
Location: United States, Florida

It is against the law to make faces at dogs.
Location: United States, Illinois, Normal

You may not ride an ugly horse.
Location: United States, Washington, Wilbur

The penalty for jumping off a building is death.
Location: United States, New York

It is illegal to get a fish drunk.
Location: United States, Ohio

It shall be unlawful to provide beer or other intoxicants to elephants.
Location: United States, Missouri, Natchez

It is considered an offense to shower naked.
Location: United States, Florida

It is illegal to have sex with a cow.
Location: United States, Louisiana, Sulphur

It's illegal to take a lion to the movies.
Location: United States, Maryland, Baltimore

A recently passed anticrime law requires criminals to give their victims 24 hours notice, either orally or in writing, and to explain the nature of the crime to be committed.
Location: United States, Texas

Oral sex is illegal unless it is used as a form of foreplay.
Location: Singapore

It is illegal to wipe one's car with used underwear.
Location: United States, California, San Francisco

It is illegal to molest butterflies.
Location: United States, California, Pacific Grove

The molestation of trash cans is banned.
Location: United States, Florida, Daytona Beach

Beer may not be purchased after midnight on a Sunday, but it may be purchased on Monday.
Location: United States, Texas, Houston
 

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Detonating a nuclear device within the city limits results in a $500 fine.

:confused:

YIKES!!! And then they worry if you're giving beer to an elephant or showering naked!

One that I found amusing was that in Indiana it's illegal to take a bath in the winter. (I'm a repeat offender! Who knew?) And in Kentucky it's illegal to carry a concealed weapon larger than 6 feet long. :biggrin1: Like, uh, how are you going to conceal THAT, anyway? :biggrin1::biggrin1: