3 favorite bodily things

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  1. conchis

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    once an ex told me that her three favourite-most pleasant things to do were(exactly in this order):

    1) to eat
    1) to fuck
    1) to shit

    what's your 3(bodily)things list?
     
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    to fuck
    to shop
    to eat

    I shop therefore I am :)
     
  3. IntoxicatingToxin

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    Laugh. Eat. Sleep.
     
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    1. Fuckin'.
    2. Fightin'.
    3. Workin' out.
     
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    1. Thinking

    2. Questioning

    3. 2 1
     
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    1. synaptic transmission (nervous system)
    2. cellular respiration
    3. osmosis

    Without these bodily functions, I wouldn't be able to think, move, eat, get wet or cum. Hell, I wouldn't even be alive. :wink:
     
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    Very clever.

    After all those necessary processes.
    Eat. Sleep. Fuck.
     
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    LOL...

    You're right, but let a mom have a little fun. Too many hours spent helping kids with biology homework!:wink:
     
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    Well, I dont do much eating (of food!) nowadays so I suppose mine are:

    Fuck/sex
    Sleep
    Shop (esp. for SHOES!)

    Oh but that doesnt leave any room for laughing or sneezing (nasal orgasm!)...:-(
     
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    1. Sex
    2. Sleep (because I get it so rarely.
    3. Eat

    And I just have to ask, Conchis. She really said number 3? :eek: Or should I say number 2. :rolleyes:

    I prefer denial when it comes to that whole act, and can't imagine a girl saying this to a man she is romantic with. Do guys want or like this much bluntness from a woman in this area?
     
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    we like bluntness
    but personally I prefer your method of complete denial in that reguard
    on the other hand my favorit person to work with is a female friend who is very free with the information of the fact that she has to pee when heading to the bathroom

    come to think of it that may be my least favorit part about her....
     
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    Peeing doesn't necissarily bother me, although it's an announcement I would save for someone I was involved with or close friends.

    But the other thing.....I just see it as something guys don't really want to know their women are enjoying. Like poofing. I know in this area it's a double standard, but I don't want a guy to think of me in that context!
     
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    Fuck, Eat, Sleep
     
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    so I guess I am one of her close friends
    well that's nice lol
     
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    1. Fuck
    2. Shop
    3. Sleep
     
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    1) flumpy muff strudel plunging with my plumpernickel thropping
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    3) muff mashing lapping!
     
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    I'm pretty fond of breathing, thinking and feeling. Well I guess those aren't all bodily functions, so:

    1. Sex
    2. Eating
    3. Sex
     
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    1. sleep
    2. nut
    3. laugh
     
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    1. Fucking
    2. Thinking/ laughing
    3. Fucking
     
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    I swear, she said it. but I don't remember if it was really in third position_I'm tempted to remember a first or second place:wink:
     
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