Last night I watched the blacksploitation classic, 3 the Hard Way and thought how amazing it would be to remake the movie as a Smallsploitation film.
Instead of white people coming up with a poison that only kills black people, it would be a hung stud coming up with a poison that only kills Smalls! Then he would have to be stopped by three heroic Smalls, each with 1" dicks so that combined they have a total of 3 hard inches!
I think a movie like this would be a big hit. What do you think? What movies would you like to see remade as Smallsploitation films?
Instead of white people coming up with a poison that only kills black people, it would be a hung stud coming up with a poison that only kills Smalls! Then he would have to be stopped by three heroic Smalls, each with 1" dicks so that combined they have a total of 3 hard inches!
I think a movie like this would be a big hit. What do you think? What movies would you like to see remade as Smallsploitation films?