3 Hard Inches (smallsploitation Movie Idea)

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Last night I watched the blacksploitation classic, 3 the Hard Way and thought how amazing it would be to remake the movie as a Smallsploitation film.

Instead of white people coming up with a poison that only kills black people, it would be a hung stud coming up with a poison that only kills Smalls! Then he would have to be stopped by three heroic Smalls, each with 1" dicks so that combined they have a total of 3 hard inches!

I think a movie like this would be a big hit. What do you think? What movies would you like to see remade as Smallsploitation films?
 
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I suggest a smallsploitation remake of SHAME a movie about sex addiction with the heavily hung Michael Fassbender.Instead Michaels role will be played by say Paul Rudd with a furious 1"er,The movie will be about 3 minutes long ,as Paul as MC picks up a woman and takes her home to slake his unquenchable thirst for sex.He drops trousers and woman laughs at his small penis and runs away,our MC then cries and uses his tears as lube and cums in 10 seconds while screaming SMALLS..End Credits.
 
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What is wrong with making fiction?

Nothing! Write all the fiction you want Wally. But not in this forum.

Do it here: Fictitious Stories

That forum is where you should doing all your writing about everything penis...
 

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I suggest a smallsploitation remake of SHAME a movie about sex addiction with the heavily hung Michael Fassbender.Instead Michaels role will be played by say Paul Rudd with a furious 1"er,The movie will be about 3 minutes long ,as Paul as MC picks up a woman and takes her home to slake his unquenchable thirst for sex.He drops trousers and woman laughs at his small penis and runs away,our MC then cries and uses his tears as lube and cums in 10 seconds while screaming SMALLS..End Credits.

That is more SPH than Smallsploitation.
 

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Nothing! Write all the fiction you want Wally. But not in this forum.

Do it here: Fictitious Stories

That forum is where you should doing all your writing about everything penis...

But I haven't actually written anything. This is just to discuss my idea and for others to what their own ideas about the genre of Smallsploitation.
 
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But I haven't actually written anything. This is just to discuss my idea and for others to what their own ideas about the genre of Smallsploitation.

You've written plenty of fiction in this Forum. Where you should be trolling for story line ideas and whatever it is you think you need to start writing your fiction is the Fictitious Stories forum. And just in case you've somehow missed that forum during your time here at LPSG, I've linked it again for you: Fictitious Stories

Imagine the great feedback and ideas you'd get from those who share your interest in writing fiction! You could even make your new proposed story interactive; you could write the Intro and have others participate who enjoy fiction. You could even engage in dialog with like-minded folks. Imagine the endless possibilities.

I enjoy reading fiction. Somehow fiction doesn't seem appropriate in a Forum entitled Relationships, Discrimination and Jealousy. It's not what I expect to find when I read this forum. I don't believe I am alone with that thought.
 

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You've written plenty of fiction in this Forum. Where you should be trolling for story line ideas and whatever it is you think you need to start writing your fiction is the Fictitious Stories forum. And just in case you've somehow missed that forum during your time here at LPSG, I've linked it again for you: Fictitious Stories

Imagine the great feedback and ideas you'd get from those who share your interest in writing fiction! You could even make your new proposed story interactive; you could write the Intro and have others participate who enjoy fiction. You could even engage in dialog with like-minded folks. Imagine the endless possibilities.

I enjoy reading fiction. Somehow fiction doesn't seem appropriate in a Forum entitled Relationships, Discrimination and Jealousy. It's not what I expect to find when I read this forum. I don't believe I am alone with that thought.

lol my hate squad is really reaching for reasons to be angry this time.
 

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lol my hate squad is really reaching for reasons to be angry this time.
Lol that you think anyone cares enough to hate you. Or that your threads evoke anger.

If there's a reach, it's coming up with reasons for this topic to be in Relationships.
 

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Lol that you think anyone cares enough to hate you. Or that your threads evoke anger.

If there's a reach, it's coming up with reasons for this topic to be in Relationships.

lol

This isn't even the first post I've made regarding Smallsploitation in this board.

What do you think of Smallsploitation? What kind d of stories would you want to see reworked into that genre?
 

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No problem.

Have you participated my other threads about Smallsploitation? I think it is going to be the next big genre in fiction.unlike a lot of my threads it is definitely Small positive.
I distinctly recall many threads where you claim to "only want to help Smalls". In fact that's your go-to just about any time you paint yourself into a corner with your self-loathing and hatred of small penis.

Yet here you make that all seem like a big lie.

Huh.
 

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lol

This isn't even the first post I've made regarding Smallsploitation in this board.

What do you think of Smallsploitation? What kind d of stories would you want to see reworked into that genre?
First post it where it belongs. Then you'll get participation.

Fictional stories.
 

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I distinctly recall many threads where you claim to "only want to help Smalls". In fact that's your go-to just about any time you paint yourself into a corner with your self-loathing and hatred of small penis.

Yet here you make that all seem like a big lie.

Huh.

I think some of my threads can be misinterpreted as being Small negative. But not my threads on Smallsploitation.
 
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No problem.

Have you participated my other threads about Smallsploitation? I think it is going to be the next big genre in fiction.unlike a lot of my threads it is definitely Small positive.
For sure Wally,im sick of comic hero movies.I think the world may be ready for your ground breaking genre.
 

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lol my hate squad is really reaching for reasons to be angry this time.
You are wrong. No LOL.

YOU are attempting to assign that label to me. Major fail on your part.

Because I don't hate you. I find you to be funny. But not in a haha way. More like in a sad, pitiful way.
 
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