3 questions for the ladies

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  1. thecalling

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    1 - why do most women get huffy and expect the seat to be left down after a gent has used the toilet.

    Reasoning such as "because its ment to be left down" (bollocks) or "if i need the toilet in a hurry, i'll sit bare ass on the porcelain" (total bollocks) does not wash as a catalyst for this prime WINGE. If the entire seat (toilet lid) was left down, you'd have to put it up again for usage.. so you obviously look before sitting!

    2 - why the do most women love sex and the city so much... the programme makes my blood boil. Its just women hanging out... flapping their gums about getting old, coffee and cock.

    3 - whats the deal with this R-pats obsession?

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    1. I want the seat down because my dog drinks out of the toilet and it grosses me out. I want the seat and the lid down, that being said if it's not down I just put it down, no big deal.

    2. I hate sex and the city, those women are nothing like me.

    3. What is R-pats?
     
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    I'd guess most of us want the seat down but not the lid. When we piss we sit, when we shit we sit, when you shit you sit, when you piss even with the seat down there's still a hole. If 75% of usage involves the seat down why not leave it that way?

    Because while it's largely vapid it's nice to see that we aren't alone in the tragi-comic disasters we call romance.

    Que?
     
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    1. I don't know, this doesn't bother me. I only care about cleaning up any mess that's made.

    2. I don't watch that show very often, it's not really my thing.

    3. What or who is R-pats?
     
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    Robert Pattinson.. come on ladies, don't be coy :)
     
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    LEGEND! Your dog sounds cool :cool:
     
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    He looks like a heroin addict.
    Not attractive at all
     
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    I have a Saint Bernard and my cat also drinks out of the toilet. Believe me it's weird to walk into the bathroom and your cat lifts his head out of the toilet.... blech!

    3. Oh The Twilight guy.... hmmmm personally I only saw the movie because I read the book. His face is pretty, but I'd rather have the wolfie. RP isn't my type, so many women are drooling I would think because of the part he plays, not because of him. That's my opinion anyway.
     
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    Ha.. you do put water down for them both, right? Your pets "toilet water" fetish isn't driven by water deprivation? :biggrin1:

    A friend of mine has a new foundland... big fat thing looks like a bear... the head and paws are fucking huge. I tried to put an american footballers helmet on her but it wouldn't fit. BURN
     
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    Lol YES there is water inside and outside all the time. They just like toilet water and whatever I have in a cup sitting within their reach.

    Yeah mine looks like a bear too, but I love her. I had to order a special made leather coller for her because the ones in the pet stores were to small.

    Oh and back to RP- his hair in the movie is kind of hot. Strangely enough because I normally prefer shorter hair. Now I've seen him on other things and I want to attack him with a brush and some scissors, but to each their own.
     
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    Do you find your dog eats a lot now shes fully grown? I was thinking about getting either a bulldog or a new foundland but I hear they'll attempt to eat you out of house and home!!!

    Meh, R.Pats can get fucked... i'm better looking.... HONEST :cool:
     
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    ^^^^ I'm sure he does. The amount of women falling at his feet have to be something of an ego boost.

    No, there are two dogs here one's mine at 130pds and one's my boyfriends at 56pds. They eat about 40 pds a month, give or take a week. If you get a big dog make sure you get good food with glucosamine for their joints.
     
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    1. I actually like both the seat and the lid closed for two reasons. I have three shelves above the toilet with things I'd rather not get toilet water on if they should happen to fall. And the other reason is that I have a dog who cannot be trained to tell the difference between her water bowl and the toilet bowl. :rolleyes:

    2. I am divided on Sex and the City. It's light and a little titillating. It's also frequently dumb. I don't mind dumb as long as it manages to be funny and entertaining, which it does, so I can watch it occasionally. I'll still never buy a pair of $600 shoes that will go out of style by next season, unless I happen to win the lottery. Nah, probably not then either.

    3. In order to understand the Twilight obsession, you have to read the book. I read excerpts from the book via a few hilarious blogs that critiqued it, and they made my cry with laughter. The book basically contains hundreds of pages that describe the vampire's physical beauty in a very erotic way. It's softcore porn without any sex.

    I saw the movies, which made me fall asleep. Only Rifftrax.com could improve them!

    RPaz himself is attractive to me, though. I like his personality in interviews. I don't think he's the hottest guy on the planet, though.
     
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    1. Occasionally, I don't mind if it's left up. But I have a cat who is obsessed with playing in the toilet, It's true a cat who likes to play with water. Additionally, if it's left up at night, sometimes I need to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. If that happens, I rarely turn on a light. I REALLY don't want to fall in. Talk about a rude awakening.

    2. I don't know why "most" women like it. I don't. I could never get into it. I think it paints women in a bad light personally because most of us (at least the women I know and hang out with) are nothing like them.

    3. I have no idea what you mean by R-pats. Unless you're talking about the Twilight star who plays Edward. In that case, I view it more of a middle school/early high school crush thing. I personally don't find him attractive in the least. He looks like he's always crying and emo. Plus I'd wish he'd do something with his hair. It always looks like he just got out of bed. *shrug*
     
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    Oh the Twilight guy, I do not find him attractive at all.

    Twilight: A young girl's choice between necrophilia and bestiality.
     
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    I'm a woman and I don't get it either. I'd want the whole lid left down if the loo was in the bathroom (don't want toilet water going on the toothbrushes) but other than that . . . just don't get it.

    No idea. Can't stand the show.

    No idea! Didn't even know what you were talking about until I read down the thread a bit further.

    I find women to be very strange sometimes. I think maybe I should have been born a man.
     
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    Our cat wouldn't drink the water we put down for him, but happily drank out of the swimming pool.
     
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    Lol mine goes in the bathtube and licks the shower water out of there too:rolleyes: ANIMALS!
     
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    Aw, no one thinks my boyfriend is attractive. He sort of looks like RPaz in a way.
     
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    Now I'm gonna have to go look at your boyfriend petite.

    Edit: Yup looks like an Edwardian chest to me :p
     
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