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Oh yeah, defo a type thing for me.

I like a real masculine athletic man, healthy sporty men with baseball player butts. Mr Pattinson doesn't really appeal to me on that level.
and they need to be nearer my age than that of my kids or my dad.
 

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This is fair.

Aw, poor guys.

Ladies, you are so picky about which guys you find hot! Lately on LPSG, it seems like every time anyone asks the women if a guy is hot the answer is no, and IMO the men in question tend to be pretty darned attractive (and I'm not talking about the porn thread). Maybe I'm just not as picky as other women? I am really horny and I do find many men attractive...

I know that everyone has their own tastes, and there's nothing wrong with that, but I certainly feel like men are being way too picky when they criticize female celebrities who look extremely beautiful to me for tiny little flaws that seem totally unreasonable. It makes me wonder if they'd ever be happy with any woman, if he can find so many things wrong with all those perfect looking women.

I feel so sorry for straight men right now. It sure seems like women are really hard to please.

RPaz looks pretty darn good to me! But what do I know, I'm just really horny. :redface:

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/12/robert_pattinson.jpg

http://robstruck.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/robert-pattinson-should-be-illegal.jpg

umm yyyep. but i don't think its just women. women ARE pickier than men, and women DO complain about more imperfections than men, but I know a lot of men who are whining little pussies about imperfections too. I think women seek out perfection more than men though, which is why it may seem like women are getting pickier and less possible to please. Men are just happy to be with a woman. You never hear a man talking to his friends about "settling for someone" after they get laid. Women, its fairly common.
Its all relative with celebrities. Yes, when a picture of a celebrity (who is wearing makeup, dressed in diamonds, and photographed professionally) is discussed by us mortals, we tend to point out imperfections. It isn't because we are THAT superficial, its because the imperfections stand out more on a celebrity. Analogy: I had clear skin growing up, for the most part. Some kids had horrible acne in middle and high school. There were guys with zit goatees for entire semesters at a time. However, when I got a zit, like 1 or 2 times a year, I freaked the fuck out and started doing what may have technically passed as surgery on my damn face! Because 1 imperfection is more noticeable on a nice looking image than an imperfection is in a stack of imperfections. That's why TMZ will rip Britney Spears apart for wearing a swimsuit if she's 10 pounds over weight, even though when she's 10 pounds over weight from her hit me baby days, she STILL is in better shape than 90% of Americans.
wow i have been talking for a long time. sorry.
 

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1 - why do most women get huffy and expect the seat to be left down after a gent has used the toilet.

Reasoning such as "because its ment to be left down" (bollocks) or "if i need the toilet in a hurry, i'll sit bare ass on the porcelain" (total bollocks) does not wash as a catalyst for this prime WINGE. If the entire seat (toilet lid) was left down, you'd have to put it up again for usage.. so you obviously look before sitting!

2 - why the do most women love sex and the city so much... the programme makes my blood boil. Its just women hanging out... flapping their gums about getting old, coffee and cock.

3 - whats the deal with this R-pats obsession?

:laola:

1.The reason is rats and vermin can come up through the toilet if the lid is left up.Ask any enviromental health service,i did some temping hence how i know.

2.Most women don't......how many have you asked? Out of all my female colleagues only 2 are avid watchers of SATC

3.Not a scooby,he aint my cuppa tea.
 

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Aw, poor guys.

Ladies, you are so picky about which guys you find hot! Lately on LPSG, it seems like every time anyone asks the women if a guy is hot the answer is no, and IMO the men in question tend to be pretty darned attractive (and I'm not talking about the porn thread). Maybe I'm just not as picky as other women? I am really horny and I do find many men attractive...

I know that everyone has their own tastes, and there's nothing wrong with that, but I certainly feel like men are being way too picky when they criticize female celebrities who look extremely beautiful to me for tiny little flaws that seem totally unreasonable. It makes me wonder if they'd ever be happy with any woman, if he can find so many things wrong with all those perfect looking women.

I feel so sorry for straight men right now. It sure seems like women are really hard to please.

RPaz looks pretty darn good to me! But what do I know, I'm just really horny. :redface:

http://snarkerati.com/movie-news/files/2009/12/robert_pattinson.jpg

http://robstruck.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/robert-pattinson-should-be-illegal.jpg

Now I never said I didn't find him attractive I believe I said he wasn't for me, he's pretty I like them rugged.... see straight off of my computer, his jawline is nice in this pic :)
 

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We have a dehumidifier in our bathroom. If we leave the seat and lid up, it tries to drink the toilet dry. Waste of energy. Also one of our pets fell in once and drowned.

Since neither of those conditions applies in other households, I think you are generalizing too much.
 

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When you flush the loo the water can splash pretty far. I'm sure I've heard of studies where bugs from the loo were found on toothbrushes coz of water splashing. Call me paranoid, but I prefer my bathroom and loo to be in separate rooms entirely.

Hmm... mysophobe MUCH!
 

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She who cleans the seat decides on the position of the seat. Case closed.

So all women clean the seat... they don't though, do they?

I don't live in a matriarchal household, the cleaning is shared.. my gf doesn't like the seat left up if you ask her... but she never says anything about it because it actually doesn't matter.

For some ladies though... its a blood boiler :biggrin1:
 

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1. It's just polite to put the toilet seat down...all the way down, even the lid is preferable. It sucks ass to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night and hit water...P.S. it sucks worse to sit on the toilet see with boy pee all over it.

2. Not a huge sex in the city fan...have on occasion watched some of the tv series. I have not seen either movie. Meh...

3. So not a R-pats fan.
 

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Men who put down the toilet seat under strict command are pussy whipped.

True, they're the sort of guy you see being dragged around Ikea/Primark on a weekend by an annoying, self serving, vacuous woman.

The sort of chap who is "in for the easy life".... and does as he is told :umbrella:
 
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OK which recycled member are you? I'm guessing FatMushroomHead or Bonky. Which is it?

Sex in the City sux, you're totally an ass if you can't figure out the toilet seat preference. If you can't put it down go piss outside and have no lid to put up. The seat of the toilet is used for more than just your dick. Try shitting standing up next time if you don't know that. And who the fuck is R-pat? I hate Twilight. Fuck all that.

I hate it when men stereotype women to like sex in the city and bitch that we like the toilet seat left where most people don't have to TOUCH THE LID with their hand with your piss on it so they can go to the bathroom. We don't piss all over the toilet where YOU have to touch it.


haha BONKY... sweet name! I'd prefer CAPTAIN BONKY... or HONKY TONKY BONKY.... or if I had one leg.... WONKY BONKY...

If you can't bring yourself put the lid down... you go piss outside!

And who is R-pats?? he is the twin brother of sunpat.... the peanut butter spread... YUMMMMM... oh no, he is the guy in Twilight, like you mentioned.
 

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1. I want my guy to put the toilet seat down because toilet seats are full of germs and I dont want to touch it.

2. SATC- eh its ok..some issues are relatable but now I find it intolerable. The movie was awful!! Cliche'

3. RPats does nothing for me. I dont think he's cute at all. I do like how tall he is but otherwise..no.
 

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for those with separate toilets?

if i touch the seat before i put in my tampon,
i could get a nasty infection.
you really want toilet seat germs in a vag you lick?

you think i should walk into the bathroom, wash my hands, walk into the toilet, find the fucking seat left up! put the seat down, walk back to the bathroom, wash my hands, walk back to the toilets, insert tampon, walk back to the bathroom, wash hands?

because THAT is what happens when the seat is unexpectedly up.
you don't think periods are enough of a drag without that extra drama?
 
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dolfie - there is always the option of doing what I do. I wash my hands (in soap-free, paraben free coochie wash) directly before I put my tampon in and then again (in regular, anti-bacterial hand wash) after.

EDIT: I didn't read your post properly - yeah, that's a pain. Keep handy-wipes on the toilet cistern?

Hick leaves the seat up, I leave it down (lid too) - if he goes to the bathroom after me he has to lift it, if I go to the bathroom after him I have to put it down. The toilet seat positioning habits of the offspring are inconsistent. It is not a big deal. Were you to ask me, as I come out of the loo if I had had to put the seat down before peeing or not I'm willing to bet I wouldn't remember. It's an automatic thing.

In fact I almost prefer that the seat and lid are left in different positions as I can clearly see when any part of the loo needs cleaning.
 
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