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3 women are in a horrible car crash and go to heaven. As they are approaching the gates of heaven they notice there are ducks that cover almost every inch of heaven. They ask St. Peter about the ducks.
“They are very sacred creatures and if you step on 1 you will be handcuffed to an ugly person for the rest of eternity”
So naturally after the women enter heaven they are very carful not to step on any ducks.
After a few days the the 1st women eventually stepped on a duck, very quickly St. Peter came over with a man with a hunch back, a crooked smile and uneven eyes and handcuffed him to her for all eternity.
After several weeks in heaven the 2nd women’s finally steps on a duck, and once again, very quickly, St. Peter come over with a man who has very uneven facial hair, and covered in warts, and she was handcuffed to him for the rest of eternity.
A few months go by and the 3rd women has not stepped on a single duck, and she’s very proud of herself. 1 day she’s minding her own business and St. Peter come overs with the most beautiful man she has ever seen along with a pair of handcuffs. He has big muscles, wonderful jaw line, piercing blue eyes, and she then turns to St. Peter.
“Oh goodness! Thank you so much! What ever did I do to deserve this!”
And St. Peter sighs.
“He stepped on a duck.”