30 harsh things to say to a naked man

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30 HARSH THINGS TO SAY TO A NAKED MAN
1. I've smoked fatter joints than that.
2. Ahhhh, it's cute.
3. Why don't we just cuddle?
4. You know they have surgery to fix that.
5. Make it dance.
6. Can I paint a smiley face on it?
7. Wow, and your feet are so big.
8. It's OK, we'll work around it.
9. Will it squeak if I squeeze it?
10. Oh no... a flash headache.
11. (giggle and point)
12. Can I be honest with you?
13. How sweet, you brought incense.
14. This explains your car.
15. Maybe if we water it, it'll grow.
16. Why is God punishing me?
17. At least this won't take long.
18. I never saw one like that before.
19. But it still works, right?
20. It looks so unused.
21. Maybe it looks better in natural light.
22. Why don't we skip right to the cigarettes?
23. Are you cold?
24. If you get me real drunk first.....
25. Is that an optical illusion?
26. What is that?
27. It's a good thing you have so many other talents.
28. Does it come with an air pump?
29. So this is why you're supposed to judge people on personality.
30. I guess this makes me the 'early bird'.
 

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Apparantly a guy at my old high school got the whole "is it in?" from a drunken girl at a party.

Fuck knows why the idiot told anyone about it, thats just salt in the wound.
 

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lol, i've heard a couple of those before ! i got this girl real drunk once at a party and got her alone started makin out and when the pants came off she laughed and said , you gotta be kidding me i've choked on chicken bones bigger then that lol , true story
 

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Man those are harsh....but sort of funny. I feel bad for the people that would actually have someone mean enough to say em though.

smallguy, sounds like you should have kicked her in the face :smile:
 

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naw she was just drunk and besides its not the womans fault i have a tiny penis! and i don't hit women unless they like it, lol, i've heard worse
 

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smallguy1 said:
naw she was just drunk and besides its not the womans fault i have a tiny penis! and i don't hit women unless they like it, lol, i've heard worse
I bet if you stuck it in her ass, she wouldn't have thought it was too small.:biggrin1:
 

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I get paid to say mean things like this. Among my favorites:

Is this the loaner they give you when yours is in the shop?

What do you have to buy to get the rest of the set?

You've been robbed. Was it insured?

My mom never let us play with pea-shooters. She said we'd put an eye out.

That's not a cock! It's a Cck. I see a begining, I see an end, but where's the boner in the middle?

Of course, you know, some people have dicks, and everyone else is supposed to suck them.


PLEASE NOTE: I don't believe any of those statements to actually apply to anyone. But I get a lot of requests for small dick humiliation.
 

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Truman Capote said that one time a fan of his whipped out his dick and asked Truman to autograph it.
Truman's response was, "I don't think I can autograph it. But I could initial it."

:eek: :wink: