davidjh7 said:
eh, you can be tracked.....you obviously missed that little implant they put in you the first day of medical school, didn't you? Ever wonder how they keep FINDING you when you are trying to hide from the lady with the 10 cm wart?:tongue:
i dont see too many warts in my field
sadly tho, the first obgyn gyn exam i had to do was on a 13 year old girl with std's.....so sad
i tried to convince my buddy to come do the exam, hes an obgyn, and his exact words were "hell no mo'fo.....no grass on the field is your area"
i got him back good tho on call one night while we wer ebored......one of the other residents is so hairy, like sasquatch hairy. we got the nurses involved on this. we had him lay in a delivery room and attached all the equipment and put him in a gown. We put a curtain in front of his face so all you could see was a body with a gown on and legs in the stirrups.
my obgyn friend just came in on call and we called a birth code.....he came flying down the hallway into the room.....we had a nurse behind the curtain screaming to make it realistic.....he put on sterile gloves and a sterile gown, lifted up the patients gown and saw the hairest bum and balls ever
the look on this face was priceless.....
moral of the story, dont mess with baseball.....im bored enough and still immature enough to find stupid things funny
to this day the nurses still laugh about it