baseball99 said:you wouldnt even begin to believe some of the stories
i wont even bring up the superglue on the stethoscope ear pieces incident
I have a pretty good idea....I work in a hospital, too.:wink:
baseball99 said:you wouldnt even begin to believe some of the stories
i wont even bring up the superglue on the stethoscope ear pieces incident
davidjh7 said:I have a pretty good idea....I work in a hospital, too.:wink:
baseball99 said:i must say it was quite humorous to see my friend have to excuse himself from a patients room bc he couldnt get the stethoscope out of this ears....and walk around the ward lookin for some isopropyl alcohol
davidjh7 said:feh---isopropyl, especially the 70% stuff usually lying around ( I generally use the 99% stuff for what I need it for..:tongue:) won't help much for cyanoacrylate....he'd be better off hunting out an ink remover pad used to help remove carbofusion tattoo's---they usually have acetone in them..:biggrin1:
alex8 said:*thinks the two of you should battle it out by means of naked mud wrestling*
Was that the kind of useful advice you were hoping your patient would get here, baseball? :tongue: :biggrin1:
baseball99 said:i dont see too many warts in my field
sadly tho, the first obgyn gyn exam i had to do was on a 13 year old girl with std's.....so sad
i tried to convince my buddy to come do the exam, hes an obgyn, and his exact words were "hell no mo'fo.....no grass on the field is your area"
i got him back good tho on call one night while we wer ebored......one of the other residents is so hairy, like sasquatch hairy. we got the nurses involved on this. we had him lay in a delivery room and attached all the equipment and put him in a gown. We put a curtain in front of his face so all you could see was a body with a gown on and legs in the stirrups.
my obgyn friend just came in on call and we called a birth code.....he came flying down the hallway into the room.....we had a nurse behind the curtain screaming to make it realistic.....he put on sterile gloves and a sterile gown, lifted up the patients gown and saw the hairest bum and balls ever
the look on this face was priceless.....
moral of the story, dont mess with baseball.....im bored enough and still immature enough to find stupid things funny
to this day the nurses still laugh about it
COLJohn said:Baseball, you are so not like my doctor, whose sense of humor runs to Knock, knock jokes.
joyboytoy79 said:I think i'm in love.... but if not, i'm definitely in LUST!!!!
baseball99 said:with what? the hairy ass and balls of my friend?
joyboytoy79 said:No, with a humerous, and well-built doctor of unknown geography
baseball99 said:im a man of mystery......
jeff black said:Sounds like an interesting idea, DC... Would you like to be the Host of the show, if we got it to go cable?
Maybe HBO would pick it up for season two.:biggrin1:
baseball99 said:im a man of mystery......
joyboytoy79 said:well stop being so mysterious and join us in a Fleshpile! :biggrin1:
COLJohn said:...and a great sense of the outrageous.
senor rubirosa said:Hey, TOG ... this introverted, mild-mannered Canadian tiptoes in to congratulate you on your mountaintop achievement.
(WTF you guys doing ... all going for a hundred posts today?):33:
senor rubirosa said:Hey, TOG ... this introverted, mild-mannered Canadian tiptoes in to congratulate you on your mountaintop achievement.
(WTF you guys doing ... all going for a hundred posts today?):33: