36 inches????

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  1. Imported

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    over13inches: Came across this as a result of posting - thought it might be interesting to many:

    http://www.jes-extender.dk/templates/Normal_2banNpic.asp?catalog_id=304

    According to this I could be 19 and a half inches in 12months :eek: - hmmmmmm - altough tis a nice thought :), I have to say that the calculation thingy may not account for the extremes of size?

    You can include sizes of up to 24 inches resulting in a 150% growth in 12months!!! The same ratio applies at one inch!

    What's everyone's thought on this and if the calculator is more advanced than an abacus, what does everyone measure up as in 12months? ???

    O13
     
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    Antin: I would come in at 10.5...which would be brilliant if it would work.
    O13, your thing says that you are 13.75X8 from 9X5.5 what did you do to get that growth?
     
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    H8Monga: Who the hell would want to jump rope with his own dick?? That is absurd.
     
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    davegoodie: I think most of these devices only increase the size of their makers' bank balances.
    There is a qualification:
    "Please note that the results are based on usage of the Jes-Extender 12 hours daily 7 days a week."
    I think you would be a pretty sad case to spend 12 hours a day doing it! I think 1 hour is the maximun reasonable time to spend on this, so the results can probably safely be divided by 12!
    And as it's a stretcher, wouldn't we end up with really long but thin dicks?
     
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    While I wouldn't doubt that certain things might affect penis size, so far all these enlargement techniques I've heard of might as well be called MAKE PENIS FAST!!!!! (I'm sure you've gotten MMF in your mailbox before.)
     
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    Jimbo: Actually it seems that the JES Extender DOES work, at least according to LPSG member Finnmark. His gains also seems to agree proportionately with the expected growth from the "penis size calculator" on the site for 6 months of use. : http://www.lpsg.org/cgi/YaBB.cgi?board=pe;action=display;num=1048455848

    The JES and the Penistretcher to my knowledge are the only penis enlargment devices that publish actual results based on the men that tried the devices in a study.  I noticed that GIRTH actually increases as well as length.
     
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    surveys66: ****$695****?? Is that a joke?? That's ridiculous. There's no way to justify something like that being so expensive. Well, I guess there is. The people who make just want to make money. :p
     
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    Let me ask you this; how much feasibility do you see in a near $700.00 device that not only resembles, but also acts like one of those halos that midgets use for increasing their height? ??? And you'd be thinking about using this "halo" for Mr Happy? :eek: Somebody find me a good reason for this, 'cause I find it awfully strange, and wthout real proof that it works, a total waste of money.
     
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    gigantikok: People will shell out tons of cash in hopes of improving themselves. Banking off of someone's insecurity can really be lucrative. Im sure not many buy the Jes Extender, but they charge so much I don't even think they need that many customers.

    That calculator is a neat gimmick though, and it's brilliant marketing. After checking it out, they even had me thinking for a second "Hmmm, i wonder what it would be like to be 11+ inches". Then i realized the damn thing cost $700, and i quickly forgot about it.
     
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    That's just exactly it, Gi. I mean overtly, the principle of it seems realistic, but for $695.00? And the calculator is a nice touch, I give you, but all in all, a clever marketing tool(no pun intended) that serves to ingratiate Jes-extender into their customer. Of course, if I remember from visiting the site once or twice, purely for educational purposes, I seem to recall a video with actual picture proof.
     
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    I just checked; there was no video, and for that matter no picture proof, either, so you're really flying blind when you purchase this thing :(
     
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    SimplyHung: That link didn't work for me. Eh...must be down.
     
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    speed: There are other devices for like a quarter of the cost. i was posting about it somewhere here. i'll have to look for it.
     
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    speed: Ahhhaa, visit: http://a-mans-world.com/penimaster.htm

    They have a video and everything. It looks promising and I think I may buy one. Sure is a hell of alot cheaper than the JesExt.
     
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    I'll tell you right off the bat; The one system/ program I've seen in a long time that does have pictures, and a video was power-jelqing usa. You ought to check them out, because I've already got my order in for it and eagerly await to try it. Also check the video clips they give on how it's done. 8)
     
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    I would be 33.5-34 cm in a year... what could I do, then, with my (less "erectable") pee-wee ?


    PS - does it work ? I have some doubts...
     
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    Believe it or not, the mans world/penimaster looks to be nothing more than a cheap knockoff of the jes-extender
     
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    rikter8: Remember to use common sense in looking at all these devices.
    My Vacutech pump helped me gain some inches, however I think it was paired with Puberty. - $400

    Geeze $700?! Somebody is gettin fat off that thing.
    Man what I could buy with that!
    Lets see: Amana Chest Freezer: $500
    Anderson Bay Window for the House: $700
    3 New Windows for the house: $700
    Power washer for the House & car: $800
    Flooring for the kitchen: $500
    New Garage Door with Windows: $700
    Rebuild Kit for my Bonneville engine: $600
    Realistic Husband: ...ok im still saving

    I do this method of bitchslapping myself back to reality when I buy stuff like this - even pornos.
    It helps me realize what I could do or use daily with the cash.
     
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    speed: [quote author=MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK link=board=pe;num=1047253947;start=0#17 date=08/21/03 at 18:02:29]Believe it or not, the mans world/penimaster looks to be nothing more than a cheap knockoff of the jes-extender[/quote]

    I can hosestly say YES it does.  I dunno if it works or not but to me it looks as if it works the same as the jesextender.  If its a rip off, personally I do not care as long as it works.

    Of course it would be a whole different story if there were springs on it that have been known to pull off penises.  Then I would obviously choose the Jesextender  ;D.

    I will def need to do some more research on the penimaster before buying it.
     
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