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I woke up at 4 am this morning and said to myself, "This isn't my bed."
Then I looked beside me and saw the ugly slut I pulled out of a nightclub last week, so I quickly got up, got dressed and ran out of the house.
A few minutes later my wife Rilla called me and said, "Where are you?"
"On my way to work," I replied.
"Oh right," she said, "Who the fuck is that sleeping in the spare room?"
Courtesy of Chi-Town Hustler
Then I looked beside me and saw the ugly slut I pulled out of a nightclub last week, so I quickly got up, got dressed and ran out of the house.
A few minutes later my wife Rilla called me and said, "Where are you?"
"On my way to work," I replied.
"Oh right," she said, "Who the fuck is that sleeping in the spare room?"
Courtesy of Chi-Town Hustler
