5-Hour Energy Guy

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I'm hopelessly addicted to 5-Hour Energy shots myself, but I've never seen a commercial for it til just now.

The guy has a radio voice, for sure, but otherwise seems pretty standard-issue to me.

Sorry.
 

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He's hot.

But does he make you want to actually buy the product? The problem with celebrity product endorsers is most of them have never used the product and many times you remember the commercial but can't name the product.

I hate seeing actors/sports stars (?) get paid big money for advertising. I'd rather see price reductions on whatever they are endorsing.
 

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I thought that he was good looking right away when I saw the commercial. As far as the question below, here is the link to the ad for reference.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXHIeeLesKs

god ive always wanted to know if he was a boxers or briefs guy. strikes me more of a boxers or a boxerbriefs guy.
If you look at the ad, there is a spot where he's standing and you see the crotch of his dress slacks. The bulge is up high and centered at his fly. That would suggest briefs to me, or possibly supportive boxerbriefs. Boxers? No way. He'd have a flat spot at the fly with a bulge down from the fly on either side. He might be a boxers guy off the set, but my bet is that he's wearing briefs for the commercial.
 

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Every time I see that commercial, I'm always surprised he got that gig. He's not super hot model material; has that "would-you-buy-a-used-car-from-me" face where I wouldn't even trust him near my pets. But I find him sexy as hell. He looks like he should be doing porn. The bottom of a raw gang bang ;p....
 

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I, personally, cant stand that stupid commercial. The smirks he does always make me cringe a little.

yeah, i have to agree, the creep factor cancels out any hot. which is saying something cuz i can usually overlook alot.

maybe in a different contex i'd be all over him.

and speaking of mike rowe ^ he should be careful, he's very close to me considering him over-exposed with those ford commercials ,in an annoying way , now if he did them w/o his shirt....(probably not his fault since he doesnt' write them, and I know he doesn't care because he's taking wheelbarrow loads of cash home from those). but why does he always have that ballcap on, did he get hair plugs?
 
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He's cute, and does have a pretty sexy voice, but he definitely has the Andy Bernard factor to him (US "The Office" character for those who don't get the reference)