5 things, 2 people

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  1. marleyisalegend

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    Okay, say you're being kidnapped and taken to an Island. You can only bring 5 things and two people with you, one to fuck and the other for platonic friendship (entertainment, conversation, utility, survival, etc..)

    I'm bringing a:

    -guitar
    -pen
    -notebook
    -a burger king steakhouse sandwich
    -solar-powered I-pod (it's not so far-fetched!!!!)

    I'm bringing Jensen Atwood to fuck me day and night, and Darryl Stephens (Noah's Arc) to have girl talk about Jensen, gossip, and watch Jensen catch our food and complain about our clothes getting dirty.
     
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    Um - OK, I'll play (but it's platonic - plutonic relates to igneous rocks :smile:)

    Things:

    My rifle
    A large amount of ammo
    A machete
    A guitar (good call)
    A copy of Catch 22

    Person:
    Hickboy (he covers fucking and friendship, someone else can have my 2nd person)
     
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    I would bring:

    My laptop with wireless internet connection.
    Replenishing bag of essential toiletries.
    A charcoal grill with lifetime supply of charcoal.
    A comfy air mattress.
    A replenishing first-aid kit with a Red Cross manual. <==added...)

    THREE PEEPS.
    I would bring Matt Damon. Matthew Fox. (The Double Matt Whoppah.)And a handsome GEEK SQUAD guy. All for friendship and fucking.
     
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    Air mattresses kick ass. I sleep on one since my bed wouldn't fit through the stairwell up to my room.

    I read "first aid kit" as kool-aid kit. I shoulda brought a tin of sweetened koolaid mix.
     
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    A copy of 100 Years of Solitude
    yeah, a machete is needed
    A first-aid kit
    A blanket
    Waterproof matches

    Shakira for fucking and singing.

    Richard Dean Anderson because is knows all that MacGyver stuff, but his personality sucks so Shakira won't be interested in him.
     
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    1) Slingshot for collecting game, you would run out of bullets over time.
    2) Fishing line and hooks
    3) Flint and Tinder
    4) Water purification tablets
    5) A boat to get off the island.... :tongue:
    5b) ok ok no boat, a stack of playboys

    As far as the two people.....I'll just bring one (don't need sex, that's what the playboys are for).

    My ex wife so she can suffer as much as I am, which in turn will make me feel better about my situation, plus I know she won't think of any of the stuff I listed so I can put her to work lol.
     
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    Sounds like some of you might survive a lot longer than I would.
     
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    Can't think of anyone more worthy of my spare person :biggrin:

    :lmao:

    I'm obviously a better shot than you :smile:
     
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    - Mobile phone (with reception)
    - An unsinkable boat with ten years supply of food.
    - A nice genie

    Two people!
    - Catherine-Zeta Jones for loving

    My second person was going to be marleyisalegend until:
    :eek:

    So, I'm going to settle for Jesus.
     
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    Ooooh I don't know, that may be a closer competition than you think. :tongue:

    Depends on what is on the island, if we are talking survival against people, well then yes I would like to change my weapon to a firearm lol.

    If we are just dumped on an island and not sure how long we will be there. Then I would rather not take a chance on running out of ammo over time for food gathering, I am very confident on my ability to get close enough........I'm very very sneaky.

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?d...+deeds+sneaky&ei=dohbSNSAJaP-qALF6P3nDg&hl=en
     
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    Dumbcow!! *hides bacon cheeseburger behind back* I didn't know you were in here!!:redface:
     
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    It's too late for that now marley. :sad2: And I was just going to share my humanburger with you as well. :rolleyes:
     
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    She can kill with a just look at forty paces. be careful!
     
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    Hmmm, you obviously don't do much hunting if you're considering sneaking. Personally I favour the 'sitting still and letting the prey come to me' approach, I'm a sniper. But then for eating animals trapping is probably going to be a lot less effort than hunting - which is where the machete comes in - what I can't make with my hands, natural resources and a machete just isn't worth making.

    Tru dat! :cool:
     
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    Womanly Canisters...
    Thank you for the spare person. Matthew Fox is hawt. Hehehe. :rolleyes:

    Invisi
     
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    1-Pen and notebook (10000 blank pages) I'm a writer. I'd rather die than be able to write.

    2- Waterproof matches.

    3-knife.

    4- Inflatable digny.

    5- seeds to grow vegies.

    Jared Padelecki (pre lubricated) to fuck and suck.

    Ryan Phillippe has a friend to chat with.
     
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    Now there's a Freudian slip if ever I read one :eek: :biggrin1:
     
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    ^Wait a minute, you'd FUCK Jared and TALK to Ryan? To each his own but that's a waste of a gorgeous man (Ryan). I need to google Jared again, the actor I'm thinking of is quite gross so I may not know who you're talking about.
     
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    Well like I said, not knowing the native game I picked something that would at least get me some small tasty criters. Fishing line/hooks gets you fish (obviously) placing fish skeletons/heads around your site will attract little furry creatures. Sling shot won't scare them off, you can bag many a day. Over time rifle noise will scare them off enough that they won't come for the food you lay out. Killing large game without means to store it properly isn't going to do you much good.

    And there is a M24 out there somewhere with the name of my highschool girlfriend on it. I'm not much into hunting anymore.
     
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    1. The complete works of Shakespeare collected in one book--(lots to read and can act out when bored with the other 2 on the island)
    2. A magnifying glass (starting fires)
    3. A swiss army knife (multiple uses)
    4. A bag of various vegetable seeds
    5. An exercise band with handles (workouts and use as a rope when needed)

    • Sex person--"R" the hottest person I've ever slept with, best body, speaks multiple languages, does everything I like sexually and is so passionate--the most physically perfect person I've ever met.
    • Friend--"J" one of my best friends, I can talk with hours and days about everything, is also handy with his hands and can fix things and create stuff as needed, also very hot with a great body.
    I'd never choose anyone famous because you have no idea what they're really like or if they are good sexually.

    I'm not sure how long we'd last on that island but damn if I wouldn't have a fun time.
     
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